Days At VEC

Guest Writer Needs your Feedback!

2010-04-12T10:16:00.000-07:00

My name is Joõa Paulo. I’m from Brasil and I’ll be studying at Vec from July 5th to July 30th. I’m very happy and I’d like some help from you.

How can you help me?

It will be easy for you to tell me all the good places to visit but remember I have only 25 days here in Vancouver.

I would also like to go to all these places with you! It is a good idea, isn’t it?

Please don’t forget to leave your comments below.

Thanks, Joao!

Hello friends from Vec!

Atenciosamente,
João Paulo da Costa Wolff

Education Fair

2010-04-08T16:22:00.000-07:00

Vancouver English Centre played host to over 35 schools from throughout Canada and the United States. Our students were able to meet with representatives from schools such as Columbia College, UBC, Vancouver Film School, Langara College, SFU, UNBC, University of Montana, Blanche Macdonald, and many others. VEC has a very extensive list of pathways to post-secondary career colleges, colleges and universities. (http://www.vec.ca/english/1/pathway-canada.cfm / http://www.vec.ca/english/1/pathway-us.cfm / http://www.vec.ca/english/1/pathway-abroad.cfm. You can get more information and assistance with your application from our Academic Advisor, Kalie Bredo.

Students competed in a Scavenger Hunt where they had to ask questions of the school representatives. Winners will be announced shortly and will receive a prize from one of our exhibitors.

Next fair is scheduled for the fall of 2010. Thank you to all of the volunteers that assisted us with this event. We could not have done it without you!

It was a great event enjoyed by all!

Happy Persian New Year!!

2010-03-19T10:16:00.000-07:00

Well its that time of the year again! We have Persian New Year. Okay to be honest this is the first time I have researched Persian New Year, but its still exciting. Food? Good. Family? Good. Rebirth? Great!

Before I get in to it, let me put things in universal terms we can all understand. The season cycle:

No, not America's Next Top Model "Season Cycle 14". That's what I got when I Google Imaged "Season Cycles Images".

I mean the season cycle:

The seasons are the result of Earths tilt on her axis and how that interacts with the orbit of Earth around Sol (who? the sun, oh that guy). The season cycle is a primal fact of human life, of all life on earth. Winter Solstice is the death of most things, the Spring is the rebirth of everything. It represents the return of Earths fertility, growth, and hope. Best of all? Its mating season!! Then we are fulfilled by summer, and summer means parties and bikinis! No I'm just kidding it means joy, and the preparation for harvest. Fall is the turning toward the cold and dark and we prepare for death again. oooooooooooooooo spooooooooky.

Now, back to the "New Day" of Spring AKA Nowruz. I am going to spell it a bunch of different ways, because I dont know the correct spelling, NOR can I find it, NOR do I have time for controversy.

No-Rooz/ Nowruz means something a long the lines of "New Day". It starts the year at the exact time Spring Starts. So that means tomorrow, March 20th.

Much like Chinese New Year, Iranians consider Nowruz the biggest day of the year. Like every body else's Spring it means new beginnings, clean yor house, buy new clothes, eat traditional food with your family.

"A major part of New Year rituals is setting the "Haft Seen" with seven specific items. In ancient times each of the items corresponded to one of the seven creations and the seven holy immortals protecting them. Today they are changed and modified but some have kept their symbolism. All the seven items start with the letter "S"; this was not the order in ancient times. These seven things usually are: Seeb (apple), Sabze (green grass), Serke (vinager), Samanoo (a meal made out of wheat), Senjed (a special kind of berry), Sekke (coin), and Seer (garlic). "

-Iran Chamber

Source:IranChamber.com.
morning earth

A Week in Review: Alice in Wonderland 3D

2010-03-17T10:34:00.000-07:00

This week's Vacation Study Program Activity was Alice in Wonderland 3D. I took my 18 Thai students to Scotiabank Theatre. Everybody had a great time and found it very entertaining. Activity Success!

What did I think of the movie? A student asked me whether or not I liked the film. I showed her a yellow card for No, not really.

So why did I give this film a Yellow Ticket and not a Green Ticket?

First lets talk about what's good in the film: The Red Queen.

Played by this lady:

Helena Bonham Carter

In fact, its probably what saved the film. Very believable as a jealous heartless wench. I spent most of the film waiting for her to pop up on the screen. She reminds me of the devilish child I wish I could let myself be, if I didn't have extremely strict Chinese parents who forbade me from wearing tank tops and coming home past 9pm.

So whats "meh" about the film

Alice herself:

She was supposed to seem like an "out of the box thinker" different from everyone else in her society. Creative, free spirited, not out of the cookie cutter image of the girls in her time. This was shown by juxtaposing her and other girls at a party. Prim and proper, looking like ladies.

To me, Alice just seemed like a spoiled brat with attention deficit disorder. A hideous " lord" wanted to marry her and she ran away to chase a rabbit in a tuxedo. Oh honey no, how rude. Alice, this is a LORD, (No not THE Lord, but a Lord as in some sort of Royalty) get over it! He's hideous but in the times you're living, you have to wash diapers in a well.

It appears Alice is about 13 years old, A 13 year old who hasn't slept in 3 nights and ate nothing but raw baby carrots. But in the film she's 19. NINETEEN!?? She doesn't act a day over 14.

Ok now on to the wonky weird parts.

Johnny Depp: Green Card.

His wiry ginger eyebrows sold me to the fact he was mad. The man can do no wrong. Review not needed. NEXT!

My favorite part is when the talking dog explains why hes working for the enemy:

"I have to, they've got my wife and pups".

Too funny.

The story line was much like the classic storybook. The graphics were lovely. There were some nice parts, but as a whole it was pretty blah. Too much riff raff. Too much beating around the bush before you get to the point.

The supporting protagonists of the film were introduced by a filthy unhygienic tea party hosted by Mad Hatter, the field mouse, and a dirty rabbit .Yes I know it was supposed to be a fantasy.

Ok since I have an entirely different job to do, and I can't spend all day on this, lets get near the end. Throughout the story the characters basically tell you how its going to end. The scroll thing that predicts the future says that Alice is going to slay the dragon. This is repeated 3 times in the film. " Alice you dont have to do anything, the swords pretty much gonna kill it". Surprise surprise the ~~little girl~~ grown woman slays the dragon. The world is back to "normal." But they showed no more than a 20 second clip of how the world used to be, before the red queen took over.

What was with the ending? She goes back to reality, denies the hideous Lord, tells everyone there's something wrong with them/she loves them.

Then decides to do some trading in China.

WHAT?!

Review Result: Yellow Card

Going to give it a lukewarm review. In the words of Hatter, it wasn't " much enough, it didn't have enough muchness" as expected.

How to prepare for March 17th: St. Patricks Day

2010-03-16T11:31:00.000-07:00

Before we start today, please review last weeks Canadian how-to lesson:

Jane's Unofficial Flawed Definition of St.Patricks Day

Today is Tuesday March 16th. That's 1 day before doomsday.

Why worry about it now? It's not till tomorrow March 17th.

Because St. Patrick's Day takes a lot of preparation.

More than your average day out. Especially for me.

I am the Edward Cullen of Beer. In the same way vampires crave blood when it appears in front of them, a small drop of brew on my mouth results in an uncontrollable waterfall of beer a la Barney from the Simpsons/Will Ferrell in Old School. See Jane broke and gaining weight as a result of this

What do people do on St. Patrick's Day?
Drink a lot of Beer in an Irish Bar.

Pedro asks, "Jane, how does that differ from any other day? You practically pay the rent at Doolins weekly." Good point Pedro, I never thought of that. Well the difference is that 1) Everybody in the city is cramming into the bars 2) Everyone is a complete wreck 3) Line ups start at 3pm 4) Everything is green: clothing, beer, decorations etc.

This brings me to:

JANE'S BRIEF LIST OF THINGS TO DO TO PREPARE FOR SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

(yī). Find something green to wear. ANYTHING. There's no copping out. It is to be festive, you must play a long. If you don't wear green, it means you don't want part of the festivities. Why green? because its the color of the clover. Why wear the clover colors? Because its something to do with representing, "the luck of the Irish." Again some European mumbo jumbo no one really understands.

(èr) .Go Early. Very Early. For the past five years, Blarney Stone's line ups have started at 3pm. That's a pretty big deal, so if you're waiting until 6 to get out there, think again. You'll be spending your entire day in the line up. Just like when you're waiting in line during a hockey match- no one leaves till the festivities are over = you won't get in until people are coming out of there puking.

(sān). Pick an Irish themed location, and if possible hang out with Irish people. I have one or two if you want to borrow them. It will make you feel like you're celebrating in Ireland....Minus the fact that everyone around you is Asian or Brown and the beer tastes like water compared to European Brew. Some places include: The Blarney Stone in Gastown, Doolins, Ceilis, Lennox, the Irish Heather. Fortunately for you there are about a billion Irish places in Vancouver.

(sì). Eat a good greasy meal before you go out. I once knew a young Chinese girl who would drink beer out of the pitcher on St. Patrick's day having only eaten a salad. Her and her stupid friends decided the bar line was too long to wait for a second round, so why not just get a pitcher each. This resulting in getting too loaded on too much beer too fast. Well that young girl is now complaining about her weight on a world wide blog called days at vec with ____.

So eat before to pace yourself by eating a good solid meal before you go.Its an old wives tale that greasy food prepares your stomach for alcohol so you don't get sick when you drink. I'm going to go ahead and turn that into a fact.

Word up.

Did growing up Canadian make me a Sissy?

2010-03-15T12:57:00.000-07:00

To catch up, try to read first Why are Canadians so nice?

Super Sensivel

Ragish

Pachdan

Wussy/Sissy/too sensitive

During the Olympics I met many interesting people from around the world. I had some beers and joked around with my new friends. But they kept making fun of me or were very direct with their insults. At first it was funny ( I think) and then not so much. I didn't really find it amusing. Then they said they were kidding. Do I not have a sense of "humor?" or are these people just mean.

I used to work in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia when I was 18 years old. I was a producers assistant for a Television show. My nick name: The White Whale or Barbeque Pork Jane. Why? Because I spoke bad Cantonese in a really really white/Canadian accent. And because I was both taller and fatter than every human being on the set. Also, I ate a lot of Barbeque Pork.( I was 5"9 and 125lbs) So nothing unusual over here.

It got me thinking " Are other countries rude or are Canadians too nice, is our " oops Im sorry" attitude turning us into sissys? ( For those of you who have met me in person, you will know that I am more sensitive than the average Canadian). It is well known that most Canadians apologize too often and try not to step over personal boundaries of other people. ( The other day, some guy with a bunch of buns ran into my elbow and dropped all his buns- then he proceeded to apologize to me while picking up his bread, I didn't even notice he was there until 30 seconds later)

It is well known that Canadians have a pay-it-forward policy. What does that mean? it means you are really nice to your neighbours and strangers, and in turn they will do something nice for some one else, and so on and so forth, creating a really nice society. This makes every body very courteous with towards one another. The goal is to change the world, one nice deed or attitude at a time. This is fully the Canadian outlook on things.

This "nice to everyone" attitude isn't universal in every country. Why should it be, its not very useful. In other countries, people like to " take the piss" out of each other for fun. This is common in Asia, Europe and Australia. Their means of joking around is to make fun of other people. Sometimes our niceness can lead us to be overly sensitive, thus unable to see the humor in having some one " take the piss" at us. No this does not mean to pee on some one. Click on the link for the colloquial definition.

I tried to take this approach a few days ago with my best friend Julia. I was trying to make a reference to dumb blond jokes. Sorry Ju, you're part of my poorly conducted qualitative research.

Julia: I'm thinking about dying my hair blonder
Jane: If you do, no ones going to take you seriously.
Julia: Not funny.
Jane: Sorry, can we be friends again?

OK.a Jane FAIL.
It is untrue that one country is less polite than the other. It is just a culture clash. On the other hand, we find stupid things funny that no one else finds amusing, and the European/Middle Eastern/Australian/ Asian way of joking is completely different.

Winter Showed up Late for Work

2010-03-12T11:43:00.000-08:00

To give the scientific term for La Nina, it is the freak ass temperature drop that comes the year after the freak o temperature rise of El Nino. The Vancouverites will remember the amazing super long summer last year, and now its time to pay!.

A few weeks ago the cherry blossoms were breaking out early and we were all ready to brag about an early Spring. Now we can sulk about a late winter : (

I was walking down Granville Street last night and holy was it windy. But sure enough my gender did not seem to care because girls were still sporting the miniskirt on the strip. Vancouver residents like to deny nature.

The point is, as "Spring" technically begins on March 20th, we're going to have one last winter breeze. So put away the shorts and sandals and put the parka BACK on, because its turtleneck time.

Broke. Gaining weight. But want to be Entertained.

2010-03-11T11:59:00.000-08:00

This title is also known as the story of my life.

During Olympic madness, I have turned myself into a complete slob. Every Canadian knows that going out everyday drinking beers, eating at restaurants can be a tole on your wallet and your wasteline.

I have been trying to find creative ways this month to not drink beer and not go out and eat. How will I ever entertain myself? I don't want to sound like Java the Hut's sister, but eating food entertains me. Its a pass time activity.

Spending time with friends often = going some where to hang out=spending money

For those of you who watched the Oscars ( yes, you in the back there with your hand up) many of the award winning films are being played in Cheap-o Movie Theatres like the Granville 7. If you just google Granville 7, the first links to come up take you to the show times.

Believe it or not I never really liked the movie experience, I don't want to waste 2 hours of my life watching a film if I could be drinking or eating or yelling or laughing.

But these films are 1) Oscar worthy-meaning worth the money instead of seeing a $14 blockbuster dud
2) Only $6.99

3) Dead. As in its not busy, as in there is no line up ( no cue). There are no screaming babies, no teenagers with big big hair. Its just quiet. and the screen is nice.

I put so much emphasis on these "Oscar" films, not because I'm a bandwagon jumper, but because some very bored picky important people ( the academy) have already told you that this is worth seeing so you're not walking out of the theatre wishing you had your money back. Instead you walk out of the theatre having absorbed that perspective on life. I had no interest in seeing these films, but then watched the Oscars, then I watched the movies, then it changed my life ( not really, but entertained me)

Movies that are available- Click to watch Trailer/Preview

An Education- Best Actress Nominee, (my favorite movie right now)

Hurt Locker- Best Picture and a bunch of other ones ( sounds boring to me though)

Up in the Air- Best Actor best Actor, and a whole bunch of other ones

Precious- Best Actress and a bunch of other ones ( Looks depressing, but a must see)

Also if you would like to take me to a movie, this is also a great idea.But in this case, there will be a cue to line up.

How to be behave like a local 101: Stop asking people if they are gay

2010-03-10T11:52:00.000-08:00

So from what I hear, the local night spot for students now is Celebrities on Davie street. The " Gay" bar. ooooooooooooooooo "GAY". Tuesday is "Straight Night" at Celebrities, as in " Heterosexual Night" as in " not gay Night".

This place actually used to be the go-too spot for locals and was $5 or free to get in. Now that its become more popular, they are charging $10.

Anyway, that's besides the point. Foreigners are welcome at Celebrities any time.

I went there last night ( Sorry Mr. Gardner!) and out-of-towners whom I rejected on the dance floor kept asking me " Are you GAY?". This could possibly be because 1) I was with one girl the entire night 2) they are from out of town 3) To save their pride. " She didn't want to dance with me because she was a lesbian". This option is okay.

But how annoying. Why do you need to know if I'm gay or how gay I am?

Here is JANE'S LIST OF THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT GAYNESS AND VANCOUVER

1) NO GAY PERSON WANTS TO GO TO CELEBRITIES ON STRAIGHT NIGHT BECAUSE HETEROS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CLUB. 95% of Tuesday night club goers are straight at Celebrities.So don't ask anyone if they are gay on Tuesday night at Celebrities because then you have " I AM A TOURIST AND I DON'T KNOW JACK" stamped on your forehead. Asking is 1) Amature 2) Rude. Cuz it ain't yo biznaas Jose.

2) The gay community, from what I have noticed, have good taste and like their niche. If something Gay that they love has turned really really mainstream with the straight people, they probably are not going to line up around the block to get in to it.

Lets say you listen to an Indie band that no ones ever heard of, then they get signed, and become massive and non stop on the radio, and 13 year old girls are wearing the band t-shirt. Do you want to listen to the bands new mainstream pop songs? Likely not. This is Celebrities for Gay people on Tuesdays.

3) Side Note: Not all Drag Queens are gay, its JUST A JOB for some people, a well paying job at that.

4) Gay, straight, homo, hetero, lesbian, dyke, whatever, VANCOUVER LOCALS DON'T GIVE A FLYING *BEEEEP* what each others sexuality is. No one asks because no one cares. Knowing someones sexual preference is just as useful as inquiring about someones race or ethnicity to judge them upon. This is also why I think People magazine stories on famous gay celebrities are a nuisance.

5) If I am at a party, and became best friends with a clearly flaming homosexual, I would still feel uncomfortably rude asking them about their sexuality.

I don't mean to sound super harsh. I burnt my hand on an element yesterday and I can't rest my palm on the keyboard. I am just trying to type fast, don't confuse it with anger.

The forecast for the week

2010-03-10T09:40:00.000-08:00

Rain. Possibly snow.

Jane's unofficial flawed definition of St. Patricks Day in Canada

2010-03-09T11:06:00.000-08:00

The Chicago River is dyed Green in Chicago Illinois on St. Patrick's Day

Pedro:
¿Por que el " St. Patricks Day" es tan importante en Canada?
Juan:

Por que "St. Patrick's Day" é tão importante no Canadá?

( Joao correct me if I'm completely wrong)
Sebastion:
Warom ist St. Patricks Day so wichtig in Kanada?
( Sebastion, I can't read your writing)

Peter:
Why is St. Patrick's Day such a big deal in Canada?

I'm not going to give you the wikipedia definition, or the Vancouver Sun definition, I'm going to give you the Jane definition. I am completely accepting the flaws in my theory.

Everybody in Canada thinks they are "Irish".Even if they have never been to Ireland, or have an Irish accent.
I'm not even going to google the official meaning of St. Patrick's Day.
Before you start calling me a Honger who knows nothing, hear me out.

Like most countries, Canada was inhibited by the First Nations people, then the Brits starting coming, then the Scottish people, then the Welsh, and of course the Irish. Most Canadians ( unless you are an immigrant) are a mix bag of European Ethnicities.

Ask any run in the mill white person what their background is. They will say " ooh, Irish...Welsh...Scottish....some German"

Theres nothing wrong with that. Because its true.

That mix bag makes you Canadian or an Aussie. So when a Holiday comes a long that celebrates ONE of these backgrounds, Oh..its party time.

St. Patrick's Day is a National Holiday of Ireland.Not to bore you, it is pretty much a celebration of everything Celtic heritage. ( For some reason that means beer, leprechauns, and four leaf clovers..wee! I'm Irish!!)
12:15pm Update from a real full blooded Irish Person, Claire, our Irish Homestay Assistant

"We Irish love any excuse to celebrate. St Patrick's day is a big thing in Ireland goes back to the days where Ireland was over run with snakes (so we are told, we dont have any snakes today) and good aul St Patrick came to Ireland and chased all the snakes away ... now every paddys day in Ireland we get the day off work and we all go out celebrating and drinking too much :) "

-Wise words e mail from Real Irish girl Claire McCarry

Now that explains the Caucasians, now what about the rest of the country. Why does EVERYBODY make a big deal of St. Patrick's Day. "Why are Chinese girls like Jane lining up at the Blarney stone at 4:00pm to get a seat?" " Jane why weren't you partying at Floata Chinese Seafood Restaurant on Chinese New Year?,"

This is not me, but looks close enough

Explanation: When its Halloween, most Canadians dress up and celebrate by drinking too much b eer. When its New Years, most Canadians counts down from 10 and celebrate by drinking too much beer.

On St. Patrick's Day, most Canadians wake up and drink too much beer to honestly celebrate absolutely nothing other than the fact that everybody is sloshed while wearing the same shade of green.

That, my foreign friends. Is St. Patrick's Day.

I'll have my assistant open and answer all your local hate mail.

How to Dress for Mixed Weather

2010-03-08T16:52:00.000-08:00

It's SUNNY!!!!

but its cold.

I WANT TO WEAR A DRESS!!

but its cold.

I want to wear SANDALS!!!

but my toes are freezing.

BUT ITS SUNNY!

It's still cold.

The biggest Vancouver tease is sunny skies at 4 Degrees Celsius. I often find myself threading in and out of shadows. If anyone has been to Vancouver they know that in the shade its FREEZING and in the sun its nice and toasty, if even for a just a few moments.

If you are only here for a month, here is a list of clothes that are WORTH spending lots of money on for USE in Vancouver, and some that will probably never be able to wear.

In March the average temperature is 6 to 10 degrees.
But all the Spring clothes are already out! Yes that's because clothing companies want you to FREEZE to death. No I'm just kidding, that's just how fashion works, early bird gets the worm! What does that mean? I don't know, it felt like the right thing to say at the time.

Not Worth

Miniskirts

They are every where this season, but in the freezing cold, retailers tends to sell a lot of things that you can't wear until July. Some stores sell them for $50+, but in this city where prices can range so widely, save your money and invest in a Raincoat.

Worth it ( And new word for the day: Anorak)

An Anorak or a Windbreaker

A windbreaker is a thin outer coat designed to resist wind chill and light rain (in other words, a light, impermeable jacket). It is usually of light construction, characteristically made of some type of glossy synthetic material and often incorporating an elastic waistband and zipper. It sometimes includes a hood.

See wikipedia

In the Spring, Vancouver can get very very cold and windy. While I am at work, I tend to look like a little boy because I wear no make up, a pony tail, and an Anorak. Anoraks don't always look cute, but they make you look very Canadian, and keep you out of the cold. I don't know how many times I have taken students out who are freezing in small jean jackets and hoodies! It is well worth shelling out a little extra for some extra protection from the elements.

Not Worth It

An expensive Trenchcoat

It hurts me to put this on the list, because I have some AMAZING trench coats that I wear in the summer. BUT you can only wear these puppies 2-3 months out of the year. Magazines advertise it as necessary for Spring, but not in Vancouver. Trench coats are just pretty. They provide NO protection against wind, cold, and little protection against the rain unless its a water proof one. They are supposed to be form fitting so you cant wear them over sweaters or vests= BRRRR

If you are in Vancouver for the short period of May, you probably don't need one. Unless you have some amazing thermal underwear that is thin enough to fit.

But you look so good and so chic just like Hermoine here from Harry Potter.

These are for Mediterranean cities where its not too hot and not too cold. In Vancouver we wear them in the late spring early Summer. But you won't need it in March.

Worth it

A GOOD QUALITY Umbrella.

I always hear students complain " The umbrellas here are SO expensive. In Brazil, they are only $5"

Listen.

In Brazil, its sunny all the time and doesn't have winds that turn your umbrella inside out. I so much as look at my umbrella with a weird expression and it will flop over into a satellite dish.

Umbrellas break all the time. If you buy five umbrellas in a year because they break all the time, you would have spent $25 on umbrellas.

Even Rihanna has one.

Will post more later, but its sandwich time

Best Foreign Language Film

2010-03-08T11:35:00.000-08:00

This is a hilarious skit from last nights Oscar ceremony. American actors Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin spoof on Paranormal Activity
Click here: The best thing about the Oscars

Best Foreign Language Film

'Ajami'

Israel

'El Secreto de Sus Ojos'

Argentina

'The Milk of Sorrow'

Peru

'Un Prophète'

France

'The White Ribbon'

Germany

The winner was the Argentinian film El Secreto de Sus Ojos about forbidden love between a Christian and a Muslim.

The Closing Ceremony and 14 year old Jane

2010-03-08T10:19:00.000-08:00

Many people that I know, including myself partied pretty hard during the Olympics. I ran into a bunch of students on the streets during those wild parties and I would be lying if I said it wasn't a wee bit awkward.

It was a lot of fun, but I am SO glad it was over. I couldn't walk home from work without being high fived. One of my students asked me why we high five here so much, its so.........white. To be honest Pedro, I don't know why we high five so much. As a Canadian there is so little that unites us. In fact, the closing ceremony was a whole lot of awkward.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

When I was in the 9th grade, I was not very tech-saavy. By tech savy I mean, I did not understand newer technologies nor did I understand the expectation of society to keep up with technology. In Comparative Studies with Mrs. Bancroft, we were supposed to do a presentation on religion.

I was pumped. This was my thing, I was and still am OBSESSED with world religion. Now let me explain to you how I ended up with a C-. And trust me this relates to the Closing Cerermony.

I worked really hard on a poster, and I researched all the different steps, scriptures, and philosophies of my topic: Buddhism.I drew these beautiful pictures and typed out these really clear explanations.

I presented to the class, and I thought I did an A+ job.
The next presenter went up. Oh crap. A power point presentation ( slide show). AND she gave the class cookies.

The next week I received my grade and I got a C-. My teacher said my poster was visually appealing, but was not very interactive or entertaining. It lacked depth. It was very " old school" so to speak.

The closing ceremony reminded me of this incident. There were lots of " GIANT" things and very superficial stereotypical things. Of course it took a lot of hard work to create those blown up beavers and mounties. But where was the technology? Where was the WOW factor? It was just like a poster presentation, but it left very little to think about afterwords.

Instead of going in depth on the cultural struggles of our mosaic, it purposely made a parody of Canada to show how " funny " and "self deprecating" we are. This is all fun and games but it shows that we don't have much going on other than those giant posters and signs that say " this is a summary of what we are". I know this ceremony took a long time to plan, but so did my Buddhism poster. The Olympics is a time to show off to the world how far we have come in our politics and technological advancement ( See Cultural Olympiads).

Unfortunately the closing image of Canada reminded me of my 13 year old self: Wanting so hard to prove myself to the world, but failed to look past the surface and give a more meaningful understanding of the topic.

Olympics comes to a close

2010-03-08T08:58:00.000-08:00

I know its a little late but here are some pictures from the last day of Olympics when we won gold in Men's Hockey. I was at Doolins and it was such high energy. We were hanging out with some Eastern Canadian Neighbours from Ottawa. Every time we scored the entire place went wild. Lost in a sea of red at 12:00 in the afternoon, people were spilling beer all over my shoes but the hugs and high hives from strangers turned family made it all worth it. This one guy we were with ripped off his shirt, picked up an old man, then ran across the bar. This was AFTER he dumped an entire pint on his head- highlight of my day.

The greatest part of the Olympics, other than robbing us of tax dollars is the unity it brought to Canadians. When Brazilians come here, they have a lot of Brazilian pride, and to them, home is the best country in the world. When we leave the country we come back saying " oh man, Germany is the greatest country, I'm SOOO moving there". But on this day, everyone was proud of being Canadian and there was a bond there that I had not felt before ( Probably because I'm NOT a Canucks fan).

Oops...

2010-03-08T08:23:00.001-08:00

Sorry haven't wrote much...200 Thai Students and 100 activities..

A Word about Women

2010-02-25T16:40:00.000-08:00

Today's blog is about nothing. Other than the fact that Canadian women are awesome.

Lets look at these Team Canada Women scores. As the Team Canada men struggle to keep up with the ladies, Team Canada and Team USA women are sweeping the nation like it aint no big deal. As we speak it is the USA vs Canada Gold Medal Game and my money is on Canada.

In case you foreigners didn't know, Hockey is not just a Canadian game, its a Canadian WOMEN'S GAME.

[edit] Olympic record

See also: List of Olympic women's ice hockey players for Canada

1998 - Won Silver Medal

2002 - Won Gold Medal

2006 - Won Gold Medal

[edit] World Championship record

1990 - Won Gold Medal

1992 - Won Gold Medal

1994 - Won Gold Medal

1997 - Won Gold Medal

1999 - Won Gold Medal

2000 - Won Gold Medal

2001 - Won Gold Medal

2004 - Won Gold Medal

2005 - Won Silver Medal

2007 - Won Gold Medal

2008 - Won Silver Medal

2009 - Won Silver Medal

Umm Yeah thanks wikipedia. That will do.

Medal Count

2010-02-25T10:57:00.000-08:00

I was going to write a story surrounding cultural integrity because there were some asian girls wearing blonde wigs cheering for team America. And what does American stand for? Blonde People in multicultural nation?

But then I couldn't find a photo or a screen capture of an American Asian in a blonde wig. So I figured I had no story.

Anyway, I noticed that many of you are not that interested in hockey, or sports for that matter. How did I notice? I know everything.

Here is a medal count

Compliments of the Vanoc website. We are lagging at 4th place for medals, but atleast we have the same amount of gold medals as the US. I mean really thats all that matters. The gold, the money, the change.

Update 0-0 first period: USA vs Swiss

2010-02-24T12:57:00.000-08:00

Swiss goal tender Jonas Hiller just made 18 saves against USA.

Um sweet.

Auf Wiedersehen, Deutschland

2010-02-24T12:18:00.000-08:00

So as a I had hoped the Germans, we kicked Germany's Tonne.

Tuesday night we wandered around six " standing room only bars". Finally I perched myself on the bar of a Russian Pub on Granville Street. To my left, Ze German Sebastion, to my right, the Mexican, Camillo- both of whom considered themselves a part of Team Canada. Canada defeated Germany 8-2 getting themselves into a qualification round game. Joe Thorton was the first to score, taking the pressure off after they failed to score against gorgeous sweaty male model goalie Thomas Greiss for the first half of the period. Hockey legend Iginla nails 2 for the team, Mike richards, Niedermayer, and Nash scored the remaining goals.

They will advance to the quarter finals against Russia. No doubt their win was owed to ~~Canucks~~ Team Canada goalie Roberto Luongo. What were they thinking starting the USA game with Brodeur after Luongo shut out Norway 8-0 on the opener? Canada had some sweet offense- Luongo waited nearly 12 minutes to make his first save.

The Germans played hard but were rather passive, keeping themselves on the defense for the majority of the game. Team Canada played piggy in the middle with the Germans for the majority of the game.

Now what.

Russia.

"Behind every great Canadian hockey story are the evil Russians"- The Windsor Star

Canada has not beat Russia at the Olympics since 1960.

"For context, Fidel Castro was mopping up the Cuban Revolution and Francis Gary Powers' U2 spy plane hadn't yet been shot down when Canada beat the Soviet Union 8-5 in Squaw Valley on its way to a silver medal".-The Windsor Star

Oh. Scheisse.

Russians: With their fancy track suits, serious demeanor, perfect noses, ice blonde hair, sexy women, and the best hockey players in the world. They haveALEX OVECHKIN.

Crap.

Ok, Canada has Sydney Crosby. Which is the equivalent of Ovechkin. For those of you who don't know, these are the two best hockey players in the world. For those of you who don't know. This game against Russia is a big game. The biggest face off in the Olympics next to the gold medal game.

I'll let you guys know what happens tomorrow.

До свидания !!!!

Just an update: I'm watching the USA vs Swiss game right now. Hiller just stopped like 100 goals in 20 seconds.

Swiss Win another Hot Date with the US of A

2010-02-24T10:35:00.000-08:00

                What an eventful day yesterday. My manager director and I were trying to find interesting new activities for my Ski Snowboard Student. As I googled hockey tickets, she came over to my desk and said " Hey I have some Olympic tickets to Switizerland vs Belarus. Take the student, the game begins in 15 minutes."

             I'm won't lie, it was not hard putting my half eaten ham and cheese sandwich back into the tupperware container to get up and go to an Olympic event.

           I pulled my student out of class and I said " get your books, we're going to an Olympic hockey game". Roberto, the laid back 15 year old says says " Que?! Okay." Poor guy, has never been to a hockey game in his life! Comes to VEC for 3 weeks and ends up at an Olympic hockey game!

So off we went. Unfortunately the tickets were not together...UNFORTUNATELY I was sitting next to a really REALLY loud guy who was also by himself. He was really nice and kept me company because I was sitting alone, but he kept yelling " GO CANADA GO!!!! and Canada wasn't even playing. He also yelled " GO SWISS" every time these little children in front of us said " Go BELARUS!". There were empty seats next to us, so we looked like a couple. Every one kept on giving me the stink-eye.For thsoe of you who don't know, it means " a nasty look".

FORTUNATELY it was an amazing game. I mean intense.

Switzerland scored another hot date with the United Sates in the quarter finals after they gave Belarus a swift kick in the nutter after a tight game. The crowd sat on the edge of their seats during the 10 minute extra period. I slouched back eating my salt-less pretzel. The 2-2 tie that lasted forever led to an over time shoot out resulting in a 3-2 win for Switzerland. Jonas Hiller of Switzerland stopped Sergei Kostitsyn's final shot winning sweet Swiss cheese victory.

Pretty much it came down to who had the better goalie.

Hiller.

I cheered for Swiss, not because I like their cute flag ( sorry, I'm a girly girl). But because I wanted a team that might have a slight chance of beating the US. Not likely I know. But frankly the US team scares me. Them and their big legged goalie. We already have Russia the best team in the universe in our way to gold. But the Americans, ughhh they freak me out.

"Ze Germans are Coming!!"

2010-02-23T11:17:00.000-08:00

I remember on one intake day, the new students sat down for their orientation video.
At that moment, the fire alarm went off. The staff were warned there would be a drill.
Then I proceeded to yell " That means the Germans are coming! Everybody go outside!"

No one laughed. Tough crowd. Awkward.

Well this time the Germans really are coming. After their HORRIBLE loss against King USA, Canada will face off Germany on February 23 at 4:30 PST (7:30pm EST)

Lets be honest. If we lose. It will be an embarassment to the Nation. 2 losses in a row? IN VANCOUVER!? oh HAIIIIL NAO.

Vancouver Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo gets his chance to start for Team Canada. He is the only goalie to don the "C" on his Jersey. AKA the goalie is the Canucks Hockey team captain and the most popular player on the ice.

Germany only has 7 NHL players on their team, " a number that reflects the country's overall lack of depth in the sport ( tsn.com).

"Essentially, Canada now has to win four consecutive “Game 7” situations -- two of them against the toughest opponents here, Russia and Sweden -- if the Canadians are to realize their goal of a gold medal at the Vancouver Olympics. The road starts off gently enough, with a qualification game against the lightly regarded Germans -- although any game that brings potential elimination can be placed under the scary category."

After that, Canada is right up against it. The Russians are the reigning world champions, having defeated Canada in 2009 and ‘08 and are currently ranked No. 1 in the world.

source: www.theprovince.com

Canada can still win gold, but it has played itself into the toughest possible scenario, having Russia and Sweden in their path prior to the final.

*LEADERBOARD:

TEAM CANADA
Goals: 4, Heatley
Assists: 4, Toews
Points: 5, 2 players
Shots: 17, Marleau
In net: Luongo, 1-0-0, 0.00 GAA, 1.000 SV%

TEAM GERMANY

Goals: 1, 3 players
Assists: 1, 4 players
Points: 2, Marcel Goc
Shots: 10, Jochen Hecht
In net: Thomas Greiss, 0-0-2, 3.53 GAA, .833 SV%

*Source http://www.theprovince.com/Gameday+Canada+Germany/2602052/story.html

The day the world fell silent 5-3 USA vs Canada

2010-02-22T15:07:00.000-08:00

Olympic Update: Whats going on in Vancouver.

Sorry I am trying to attach this video but it doesnt seem to be working. So click on the link and fast forward to 1: 31 until 1:58. Click on Link.

Click--> I am Legend

If that doesn't work, let me narrate.

This is a typical downtown resident trying to sleep during Olympics:

"It's getting dark."

"Shut the Blinds and doors".

"Okidoke, time to hide and sleep"

(This is the part in the movie where the sun goes down and all you hear is screaming from the zombies.)

Will Smith is hiding from this:

When I am trying to sleep downtown, I am hiding from this:

The Olympics turns Vancouver into the city that never sleeps. Not too unlike the killer zombies, fans go wild all night long.

I am only comparing them by their NOISE AT NIGHT TIME UNTIL 6AM ON A EVERY NIGHT. I am NOT comparing them by how they act.

We have civilized screaming fans, I am one of them too, but only weekends. I love Vancouver and I love the spirit.

BUT I HAVE A BLOG TO WRITE ON THE WEEKDAY PEOPLE.

Now, WHAT WAS THE POINT of that big introduction??
The END ALL BE ALL OF NOISE:

USA KICKS CANADA'S

BUTT :( LAST NIGHT

Last night Team Canada, the proudest hockey team in the world lost against our biggest rivals: Team USA. Although we had more shots on goal, they scored more actual goals. USA goalie Ryan Miller saved 45 goals. That's huge. While they were winning 4-3 in the 3rd period, they kicked us when were down by scoring another goal with only 3 minutes left in the game.The final score was 5-3.

Robson and Granville street is usually filled with hooting and hollering Canadian fans. Our brute bicycle police force can BARELY contain them.

But last night was silent.

The fans were there but it was so quiet. Moping around the streets.

Mope

intr.v. moped, mop·ing, mopes

a. To be gloomy or dejected.

b. To brood or sulk. See Synonyms at brood.

2. To move in a leisurely or aimless manner; dawdle.

1. A person given to gloomy or dejected moods.

2. mopes Low spirits; the blues. Often used with the.

www.dictionary.com

I walked down Robson Street with my T&T groceries and it was silent. Flags were down. It was a sad sad sad sad night.

The Olympics can be SOO emotionally draining.

I went to bed and I put my ear plugs on, but then realized I didn't need them.

(Photo compliments of Flickr: Ericflexyourheads, The lastminute )

Pictures of last nights game, compliments of The Georgia Straight

USA=Amazing

Weekend Review: The Russian House

2010-02-22T11:45:00.000-08:00

My biggest fear when students come to Vancouver is:

1) Wasting their time doing something because they don't know any better

2) Getting taken advantage of from locals ( money wise especially)

This is why I write reviews. For those of you enjoying the Olympics, let me tell you if Russia house is worth waiting in line for.

After all, it is the home of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

2014!?!?! Didn't all those space movies predict we would be in flying cars by then?? Nah.

By the way, this is my HIDEOUS twin sister, June:

( okay, its just me without make up)

Anyway, these pictures are the only cool thing I got out of this experience. But is it worth waiting...

Waiting 1 hour- No. Don't bother

Waiting 10 minutes- Yes! Go on ahead! Great place to take pictures.

There was an icy chill outside. Not literally. but figuratively. Figurativo. Figurativos.

رمزي

I understand that security measures must be taken, but security measures shouldn't be assumed by the officials. It made for bit of a militaristic welcome. The cold war is over no?

In the cue a Russian official kept telling us "Its clozed! everybody leave". But it was 4:20pm and the event closed at 5:00pm. My mom and I stayed in line as some people left, but some others stayed. We got in. What was the point of that? We get to the check point. Oops I mean entrance, and we get frisked through with metal detectors. The huge men at the gates had this expression >:(

Did my nasal spray look threatening?

But when you get in and it looks really cool.

There's June again. Jeez woman wash your hair.

My mommy took a picture with the traditional Russian Hologram Hosts who spoke through a projector.

They talked and moved as if they were human. They introduced Russia as the next big thing. However it was quite ironic that these robots were greeting us because the human staff were quite serious as well. I didn't see many smiles and waves as I'm accustomed to in Canada. But maybe this is just a culture clash?

Maybe the Russians are more "Business" and more "Nationalistic". Russians have al ot of pride for the mother country. This is an expo after all, to show what they have got. The impression I got from the Russians at Russian house? One word: Pride. Lots and lots of Pride for Russia.Very admirable.

Since the fall of communism in the 90's Russia has been on the world stage showing that they are as economically and technologically advanced as the rest of the world. Which they are.THEIR COUNTRY IS SO MASSIVE THEY TAKE UP HALF AREA OF THE WORLD.

Canadians are more "fluffy bunnies and rainbow colored puppies".We are more " Yay we are nice and want you to come to our country and see our snow! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

This house is visually appealing. However there is very little interactive stuff. You can take a picture with the torch and watch some hockey.

There were some traditional Russian Dancers and music which was pretty cute to see. There was no denying it was very very Russian.

There is not much upstairs even though you get a " pass" to enter". When you get up there, there is a TV to watch sports, but not very many places to sit. There are some exhibits on the renewable energy plans that are happening in Russia. I think this "house" is meant to show the world that Russia is not behind on technology and is catching up to the leading nations.

Would I recommend going? Yes. It opens your eyes to a new Russia. Just don't expect any overly friendly hospitality like you see in Vancouver.Is it worth waiting in a long long line up? No.

Next Review: Germany house ( If I can get in...jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez that wait is long)

I will let you guys know about Germany House when I get there.

In the mean time:

Auf Gehts

Ab Gehts

Drei taga wach!

VEC for UBC

2010-02-18T14:18:00.000-08:00

Do you want to qualify to study here?

Our Academic Advisor Cheryl Grenick has made a pathway to Columbia College which in turn, opens the doors to schools in Vancouver, such as the University of British Columbia.

I hate to say it because I am a Simon Fraser University Alumni ( The UBC Rival School, AKA the Greatest University of all time, made unofficial by me), but UBC is one of the best and most recognized universities in Canada.

If you study at VEC and complete level 12 you can enter Columbia College. Columbia College and UBC are tight. ( Tight- slang for close, tight knit, friends, allies)

Once you have completed your time at Columbia College, you will enter the Undergraduate program at UBC. Que es undergraduate program? Its the program that gets your your bachelors degree. You know the B.A the ticket that will open lots of doors for you in your career.

There is a presentation on Friday February 26th at 12:00 in Room 47. Space is limited so please sign up with Cheryl in Room 53. Bring friends!

Heineken House

2010-02-18T11:55:00.000-08:00

A review:

Line up? Not as long as it was last week. Go 4 hours ahead of schedule. It's better to wait inside for the party to start than to wait outside in the cold.

Cost? Much better than I expected, but not great

$4.50 for a 12 ounce beer. For those of you who don't know how much 12 ounces is, its about the size of a regular coffee. This is Heineken beer only obviously. and I was still a fan.

The music. In my opinon. Horrible. I saw this advertisement for it:

I thought it was house music. You know like Armin Van Buren, the world's most famous DJ?!??!?!? FROM HOLLAND, YOU KNOW DUTCH, YOU KNOW DUTCH HEINEKEN HOUSE?

NEIN.

It was an English Speaking Dutch cover band called the Coronos featuring a crowd stages air guitarist.

Werkelijk. I mean werkelijk!?!??!

My advice:

Look at the set list before you go....

I'm Getting Fat

2010-02-17T10:37:00.000-08:00

I hear a lot of this when I ask students how they doing in Vancouver

The meal patterns here are different.
Here is a completely bias generalization of how some cultures eat:

Chinese/Korean/Japanese

Small bowl of rice and everyone shares large platters of food. 3 times a day, generally the same thing. Throw in some buns.

Result= Small Asians

Brazilians ( Largest population in school)

Joao correct me if I'm wrong!

Instead of fatty creamy sauces, Brazilian food is often flavoured with ssavoury seasonings such as parsley and garlic.

Here is the biggest difference between Brazilian meal time and Canadian meal time. Brazilians have their biggest meal at lunch, and a lighter supper. Between lunch and dinner they have mid afternoon snacks ( this means they aren't starving before dinner). Canadians/Americans have big dinners and smaller lunches. HMMM maybe thats why you're getting fat??

Lunch is a time for gathering and quality time, I'm assuming this means they take their time eating, compared to me.

Jane at lunch:

Worthy of the Olympics. Really.

Canadians/Americans

Canadians don't eat like Canadians because we are a mosaic NOT a melting pot. So all Canadians eat differently based on their home town cultural standard. But in general we eat like this:

Breakfast:
Ham/Sausage Egg McMuffins ( super greasy, super delicious)
Coffee

Lunch: Everything under the sun, especially sandwhiches. Pretty small portion, never bigger than dinner

Dinner: a plate with your four food groups on it. A BIG PLATE THAT YOU MUST FINISH OR YOUR MOM WILL YELL AT YOU BECAUSE THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA THAT HAVE NO FOOD

Its all a set portion on ONE plate.

Although we all eat different food. One thing in common is that the dinner is always the BIGGEST meal of the day. Thai, Japanese, Italian, everything

However, the biggest myth I have heard from a student is

" All you guys eat here are Burgers and Fries"

EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PEDRO!??!?!???!??!?? I eat McNuggets too. Just kidding. Burgers and fries are widely AVAILABLE, but its not a staple of our meals. There are lots of Mickey D's everywhere and Pizza. The only time we eat this is when we're poor because lets face it children, fatty food is cheap.

Pizza? $1.50
Burgers? $0.99-$3.99

Cheapest item at a restaurant? Burgers.

Salad ( ones that fill you up, not starter small ones) $10-$17. I hate the word " Gourmet Salad"

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE AGONY!!!!
Canadians are not bad eaters, we just have to make the choice every day: My Wallet? or my Waistline?

More often than not......it's the wallet. Healthy food is not cheap.

That is why you see fatter people poorer areas because they can't afford to eat healthy food.

This brings me to...

Jane's Tips for not gaining weight in this kind of city

brought to you by Hellman's Mayonaise

1. Walk everywhere whenever you can, and take the stairs! we're in a foot friendly city, take advantage of it

2. Go " out" for lunch and stay home for dinner. If restaurants give you big portions and cook with fatty ingredients, you might as well eat the big meal at lunch, and burn it off during the day.

3. Tip I need to take: Slow down you're eating. Just because the Canadians are inhaling their food, doesn't mean you have to. Be a slow poke. It's so embarassing because I always finish my food first!!!

4. Snack. Eat healthy snacks throughout the day so you are never starving

5. MOST IMPORTANT RULE FOR THOSE OF YOUR TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT: DON'T STARVE YOURSELF. DON'T LET YOURSELF BE HUNGRY!

If you are "resisting" eating because you feel fat, guess what, you're just going to stuff your face when you get to the point where you can't take it anymore. All morale goes out the window when you body is in survival mode ( or when in drunk mode).

Eat according to what time it is. I'm never hungry at six, but I always eat dinner at that time, so I don't over do it.

6. Go easy on the beer. I love beer, Canadians love beer, its more social than those low calorie drinks like spirits, vodka , rum etc. I could glug beer all day. The most painful part of my life is I realised I loved beer around the same time I realised it was making me fat

Beers are anywhere from 140-270 Calories, and no nutrients!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO US?!?!?! HOW CRUEL!?!? Well I'm the kind of person where once the beer touches my lips, its game over. Beer often likes to make sweet love with Pizza.

Why do those two go hand in hand so well. Why would you do that to us?

Another word of advice if you want to lose weight? Avoid GRANVILLE STREET
Pizza and beer at every corner.

Okay that's all for today.

"Mayor Robertson, tear down those walls"

2010-02-16T10:12:00.000-08:00

Wow, Holy Cow, best article I've read about the Olympics. Soo True.

As many of you may or may not have noticed, Vancouver's security has tightened. Vancouverites generally are pretty calm compared to some other cities with street parties , so when you have guys walking around the art gallery with guns, you know they are just being extra safe.

But a little too safe?

This is a great article on the Olympic Web Site about the security in Vancouver. I told you guys about how I waited an hour in line to see a band, and by the time I got in, it was over. BUT THE PLACE WASN'T EVEN FULL!!! I was so upset : (

Why?

Because everyone was getting frisked! (patted down). Livecity was meant to be a PUBLIC event area, not a CAGE.

Jurgen Habermas would be peeved right now! Which brings me to a Communications 250 question, is the public space really that public? Or is it a domain for the private to watch over?

Click on this link:
Mayor Robertson, tear down those walls

Olympics: Highlights and Tips for getting IN

2010-02-15T11:42:00.000-08:00

Holy Smokes!!

What a weekend! Opening Ceremony, "The Great One" Wayne Gretzy wheels on with the torch!

The opening ceramony Malfunction

The opening ceremony was beautiful, and I had a heck of a day trying to go see it.

In case you missed it, here are some highlights:

It was pretty...but the Beijing 2009 Summer Olympics is IMPOSSIBLE to follow. (To follow can also mean to match up to expectation)

I mean come on....look at Beijing

Thousands of volunteers in China

I mean come ON!!...

Amazing. I watched the 2008 Olympic Ceremony just for leisure yesterday.

ANYWAY, back to Vancouver

Has anyone seen Granville Street!? It is a gong show!

(Going Show: An event marred by confusion,ineptitude,and shenanigens. urbandictionary.com)

You wanted to see the concerts? Theres a 4 hour line up! I wanted to see my favorite local band "Mother Mother" last night at Live City Yaletown. This project was hailed as " free concerts" for everybody. Unfortunately they neglected to mention the HUGE cue outside to stagger everyone in. I waited in line for 2 hours and when I got in, the show was over and there werent that many people around.

So Sad!

I wanted to go to German House and Irish House, but...

German house: Estimated 1 hour lineup on a weekend night.

Irish House:Estimated 3 hour line up on a weekend night

Heineken House: Estimated 8 hour line up on a weekend night

Moral of the Story: You have to devote your whole day to going to these events. Go atleast 3 hours BEFORE you intend to get in. So if you want to be in at 10, start lining up at 7. Some people even go at 3pm (but many of us have class or work).

Wild Street Party at Anytime though: Granville Street at any given hour. The city has gone nuts and enjoy the festivities. Avoid loud people who are constantly screaming because they probably have had too much to drink.

Haiti Fund

2010-02-15T08:48:00.000-08:00

VEC has raised $418.91 for Haiti Earthquake Relief!

Special Thanks to Cheryl Grenick our student adviser!!
Pho Hoang in Financial Services received the monies and issued us a receipt!

Taking advantage of Tourists during Olympics. Beware!

2010-02-12T11:46:00.000-08:00

Just to warn everybody, prices have gone up for the Olympics! Morals have gone down!

My students-beware! There will be some surprises ordering!

Everything is Autogratuity. What does that mean? it means there is an automatic extra 15% added to your bill. This is because they think foreigners don't know how to tip. Fare enough.

Doolins Irish pub, home of Irish House- (:(my local watering hole) Prices went up by $2.00

El Furniture Warehouse- Say good bye to the $4.95 meal, say hello to 2 times the price at $8.95!!!

Small changes like Bin 941 increased their menu prices by $1

Tip for not getting ripped off by people in restaurants: "Upselling"

If a waiter or waitress asks you " Do you want______with that?" Ask how much it is, or does it come with. It will probably cost you an extra $2-$4 for an "add on". Yesterday some girlfriends and I went in to this small little bar, and ordered pasta. The waitresses "You want bread right?". Of course, who wouldn't want bread. Low and behold this teeny tiny slice of oily toast was $2 extra on top of her bill.

She asked me if I wanted hot sauce, most restaurants just give you the tobasco bottle to use.

The tipping I understanding. This is just greedy.

What if I don't care about the Olympic activities?

2010-02-10T10:53:00.000-08:00

That's A.OK. with me!

There are plenty of things in February other than the Olympics

1) Valentines day!!!

Are you sad? Lonely? Feel pathetic?

Pathetic, Verlierer, perdedo, ك بلدي الخاسر

pa⋅thet⋅ic

1.	causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight.

2.	affecting or moving the feelings.

3.	pertaining to or caused by the feelings.

4.	miserably or contemptibly inadequate: In return for our investment we get a pathetic three percent interest.

Just kidding, I'm going to get fired for that kind of negativity. Valentines day is on February 14th. A traditional day where lovers express their love for each other with gifts and stuff.

You say " Jane, I'm LONELY on Valentines Day, does that make me a pathetic?"

YES! Only if you ask such a stupid question.

The answer is NO! Being single on Valentines day is the BEST. You can do your own thing:

Why? Because they don't have to be obligated to fetch flowers. What do single people do on Valentines Day? Get drunk and have a decent excuse to hit on girls. What does Valentine's Day mean really mean to Jane? Just another excuse to drink!

Lots of bars have Valentine's Day party with fun themes that mix and match it's participants so they have fun getting lucky..........in Love!

Here are some things you can do:

a) Order a candy gram from the Activities Desk and we'll deliver to the class room of your friend/love(r). I don't like the word "lover" it makes me uncomfortable. It's like only guys that use that word have long hair and big pecs

b) Go to the infamous Traffic Light Party at Ceilis (on Smithe and Granville)headed by Global Party Tours.

Who? Is that CLUB ESL Tours? Is the West Trek Tours?

Don't be freaked out if its an unfamiliar name, We're friends! It's okay. 'll endorse it.

No, with these tours you won't just be around ESL people from your school and other language schools, these are tourists from hostels from foreign countries that DO speak English. It just sounds really funny. DO NOT PICK UP AUSTRALIAN SLANG. I'll tell your teacher.Take advantage of the Olympic tourist scene and meet new people!

How the party theme works is pretty simple

Wear Red if you're taken, Yellow if you're undecided, and Green if you're single. There's no awkward " ummmmmmmmmmm... I have a boyfriend". NO you don't you liar!

It's at Ceilis Irish Pub, come to the activities Desk for tickets

This The VEC ESL poster

This is the real poster

2)Chinese New Year

Spring Festival Parade- February 14th
Starts: at 9:30am, 88 East Pender Street, Vancouver
Finish: Keefer and Columbia Street

3) Carnival in Vancouver

Carnival celebrations are believed to have roots in the pagan festival of Saturnalia, which, adapted to Christianity, became a farewell to bad things in a season of religious discipline to practice repentance and prepare for Christ's death and resurrection.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Carnival

AKA. A Massive party back home in Brazil. Lots of people who are homesick will attend!

Date: February 16th and 23rd, 8:00pm
Location: Century House- 432 Richards Street, Downtown
Tickets: $20 from activities Desk
Every Year Sold Out!

2010-02-08T10:01:00.000-08:00

Cultural Olympiad

My Cultural Olympiad Photos!

Great Northern Way Campus

Emily Carr Univeristy

I went to see some exhibits at the two awesome design and technology campuses

The exhibits are amazing, and they're FREE!!

I feel that if the government is using all my tax dollars to pay for the Olympics while we have a homelessness problem, I should probably take advantage of all the free exhibits.

Countries from all around the world show us what they've got, they want to make their place in their world. Through athletes is one thing, and then there is the cultural Olympiad

LINK TO GET TO GREAT NORTHERN WAY ( ALL THESE PHOTOS ARE FROM GNW)

GREAT NORTHERN WAY

EMILY CARR

Apologies and Vancouver Beaches

2010-02-04T12:09:00.000-08:00

Hi all, Sorry I haven't been posting much lately. The Olympics are driving me crazy!! " Hey activities,Don't go here, Go here, reschedule this, go on a 10 hour walking tour." AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

Anyway, my loyal amazing blog follower Joao asked me about Vancouver beaches.

Oh. Wait. Hold up.What? Que?You didn't think the cold Canadian Arctic had beaches? Well we do. And they are SPECTAAAAAACULAR ( spectacular, synonym for amazing, fantastic)

ENGLISH BAY

The downtown beach, close to the city. Always has a colorful palette of tourists and street performers, if you're lucky you'll even run into Spandy Andy, world famous street performer. Yeah, world.

THIRD BEACH
@ Stanley Park

SPANISH BANKS
@Kitsalano

Very Family friendly beach. Amazing view of the city

JERICHO BEACH
@ Kitsalano

Amazing for Volleyball. Every summer teams sign up to be party of huge tournaments. But be careful, only the best of the best, the elite get to partake!

WRECK BEACH

@UBC

This is a nude beach. Yes we have those in Vancouver.
It is also the MOST BEAUTIFUL BEACH IN VANCOUVER ( in my opinion)
No buildings in the way, just miles of islands and shi[s
Super long, and quiet

Exhausting to get to, completely worth it

Thanks Joao!!!

Funny Racism.

2010-02-01T08:58:00.000-08:00

THERE'S NO SUCH THING

AS FUNNY RACISM.

There are some countries that are more culturally sensitive, and there are some that are more laid back and casual. Unfortunately this approach cannot be used interchangeably between countries. Canada is culturally sensitive. We are the number one r

JANE'S TOP 2 THINGS TO LEAVE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER BRING TO CANADA:

In the past few months I have noticed over 10 students from certain countries either doing this:

and saying:

This is being said on tours, in the halls, at sports games, by students.

SUCH a bad word I can't even spell it out or I'll get FIRED.

- Maybe this is okay in your country.

- Maybe Black and Asian people are not offended in your country by this because that's your culture.

- MAYBE you're not trying to be rude when you do this.

- So maybe you didn't know?

DEFINITELY LEAVE THIS WORD AND ACTION AT HOME IT IS NOT WELCOME HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ***** KICKED BY SOME CANADIAN PEOPLE.

This guy uses this word:

No one likes him.

Yes there are not many black people in Vancouver. While that cats away the mice will play. If you ever get caught saying that in the wrong area, you will not be safe.

Word up

PS. Ginger is not racial is just rude

Why do we have to tip?

2010-01-29T10:48:00.000-08:00

In Canada we pay a lot for every thing. Not because the price of goods is expensive, it is because we pay a lot in taxes and extra cost.

In British Columbia, Canada, we have a system. If you are not from Canada ( and even if you are Canadian) this is A stupid system.

On everything we have:

-Goods and Services Tax (GST) is a 5% federal tax applicable to most services and goods purchased.

- Provincial Sales Tax (PST) is a 7% provincial tax charged in British Columbia on purchases of most goods. PST is imposed under the Social Service Tax Act.

- We have to tip 10%-15% on restaurant and bar

What does this mean? We have a social welfare system and our taxes go to systems that help out those who don't people, medical care, single mothers, etc etc. Does that mean we are socialists? well...a little....

Then why do we tip waitresses on top of all that?

Because waitresses make $8 an hour, and rely on tips as their main income. Some countries pay waitresses a large flat wage, and here, you have to work harder for your money. Waitresses can make up to $150 a weekend based on tips. If they don't they only make their $8 an hour wage.

Why are waitresses sometimes afraid of getting foreigners?

Not because foreigners are cheap, but because foreigners do not have this system and are not used to it. You should tip between 10%-15%. If you don't, I recommend NOT going back to that same restaurant or they wont be very nice to you.

But as an ex waitress ex cook and ex hostess. If your service was terrible and your waitress was a *beeeep*, don't leave a tip. I know many of my Canadian friends will punch me in the face for that comment, but it's true, a tip shouldn't be expected no matter what.

Word. up.

Common Canadian Slang: "BRUTAL"

2010-01-28T13:06:00.000-08:00

Brutal

bru·tal

1. Extremely ruthless or cruel.

2. Crude or unfeeling in manner or speech.

3. Harsh; unrelenting: a brutal winter in the Arctic.

4. Disagreeably precise or penetrating: spoke with brutal honesty.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/brutal

Brutal is one of those words that can be used as hyperbole ( exaggeration) or used literally. It really makes the point when it is used as an exaggeration. In this form it turns into a Canadian slang.

A) Literal situations that can be described as brutal. This is what they teach you in school.

The Brutal war:

The Brutal climate:

B)Colloquial ( Slang) terms for Brutal. When it can be used as an exaggeration to prove a point.This is what Jane says.

To describe someones outfit:

"That outfit is brutal"

Hockey Fight:

"BRUTAL!!!"

Hockey Goal:

" BRUTAL!!" ( for the losing team)

Hockey Steal:
" OMG, BRUTAL!"

Big loss in Hockey
I.e. (5-0)

"BRUTAL!"

To describe a bad feeling or situation

" This hangover is Brutal from drinking too much"

To describe a break up:

" John dumped Sally for her sister"

" BRUTAL!!!"

Brutal. End of Discussion

Brazil Brazil Brazil

2010-01-27T11:28:00.000-08:00

Vancouver is a very culturally diverse city. Before I started working at VEC I didn't know Vancouver was such a Brazilian friendly city, not to mention I cant walk down the street without hearing Portuguese. To my loyal followers from Sao Paulo to Vancity, welcome to Jane's List: Edition 10:

JANE'S BRIEF LIST OF BRAZILIAN THINGS TO DO IN VANCOUVER

Um: Brazilian Party

Every month party promoters Renato Goldoni and Marcos Freire bring Brazil to the city of Vancouver. Music, dancing, the whole lot. Always Always Always a sold out event.

Where: Shark Club near Stadium Skytrain Station, 180 West Georgia

Time: 8:30pm

Contact: Mrevents@live.ca

Tickets:$10 in advance, $18 at the door. Buy from Activities or Sandwhich Garden 529 Pender

Age: 19+

Dois: Eh Restaurant. Dinner and a Movie

I know you teenagers are hating the 19+ rule over here. It makes your feel young again doesn't it? Well fortunately for you the Brazillian Dinner and a Movie night is all ages. You get a movie ticket for any movie you like and Brazillian food. Does it get any better? No, unlikely. Tuesdays only though!

Treiz: Brazilian Steak Dinner for Under $12

This poster speaks for itself. You kids are always asking me where is good to eat for teenagers.

Cuatro:BRAZILIAN WAX

Some places you can have a Brazillian Wax

Cinco: SAMBA Brazilian Steak house

1122 Alberni Street, Vancouver, BC V6E 1A5‎ - (604) 696-9888‎

All you can eat Brazillian Steak. Not as good or affordable as Eh Restaurant, but hey why not put it on the list?

Hope that helps!

Canadian Slang, Episode 3:Homosexual Milk

2010-01-27T10:05:00.000-08:00

A student asked me " Jane why do we call it homo milk, is it gay?"

No. Pedro. We are lazy and only use half the word. Homogenizing is a process to make milk safe to drink and something about it being full fat instead of half or fat free milk. Also, we don't want to use the American term. Canada is so modernized we can say that.

Homogenized milk is full fat milk which is 3.25% fat.

In the United States they call this "whole milk"

Only in Canada do we call it "Homo milk"

School in Van and the Olympics

2010-01-26T09:56:00.000-08:00

Vancouver
" I'm coming in February during the Olympics? what is going on while I'm going to school?

First. Don't drive downtown. All roads are blocked. All the streets will be madness!

This is our Optional Activity Calender for after school

There are lots of free fun activities that we can take you to while you're here. Vancouver has literally become just a giant fun park. Where do I go? Where do I start? Sign up at my desk and I'll do the thinking for you.

Whistler
Our brothers and sisters at Club ESL have Olympic Day Tours every weekend in WHISTLER. Thats right, you have access to the Olympics from Vancouver English Centre. You can still ski and snowboard ( maybe not alongside Olympians, but better than nothing)

If you are just alone, you will have a lot of trouble getting up to whistler because you need to have PERMIT to go to Whistler, fortunately, we do!

Olympics? Isn't that super expensive?¿No es Caro? هو أن تكلفة?? BUT I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BACK PACKS AND POCKET PROTECTORS!! No worries, its only $65 to come with Club ESL watch history in the making in Whistler.

Okay, you decided you want to go, now what???

Contact Clint@clubesl.com and get a spot before I fill them up with my own students!

Raw Video: New Images of Haiti After the Quake

2010-01-22T10:31:00.001-08:00

Haiti's Hardest Hit Areas

2010-01-22T09:42:00.003-08:00

The Week In Haiti

2010-01-22T09:42:00.001-08:00

Hope for Haiti

2010-01-22T09:38:00.000-08:00

I feel bad for not putting this up earlier, and only leaving it on the overhead

Between talking about gingers and yellow tickets, there are more important things in life, such as helping our brothers and sisters in Haiti.

Over 100 000 deaths, and over 400 000 homeless, in a country that really was not that fortunate to begin with.

If you are in the school donate to Cheryl Grenicks office in room 53. If you are out of the school donate to your local charity.

So far we've donated $298.94. Thanks team.

DO's and Don'ts of Dating a Canadian

2010-01-21T11:46:00.000-08:00

When I go out, like most Canadian girls, lots of boys like to flirt. What I have noticed in my years of dating and meeting boys, different guys from different countries are different. Vancouver girls have a reputation for being kind of cold, cliquey ( groupy) and hard to talk to, but they are not, its just how you approach them, you need to be smoother and more subtle. Some people in different cities like L.A are more forward. We're more small town.

This brings me to...

JANE'S GENERALIZATIONS OF THE DO'S AND DONT'S OF ATTEMPTING TO DATE A CANADIAN BOY OR GIRL

Important word for this lesson: To Hit On.

Meaning to flirt with someone, but a more heavy meaning.

1) DONT ask for their number within the first 10 minutes of talking to them. I know in some places this is okay, but here, that is way too forward

2) DO a friend first, but don't get caught in friend zone. Canadian girls ( atleast the ones I know) do not like when guys ( especially when their english is not that good) to be too forward after meeting them. Don't immedietaly hit on ( mac on, try to seduce) a Canadian girl. It is very uncomfortable

3) DON'T confuse "being shy" with being " uncomfortable". Sometimes when you flirt with someone it seems like they are nervous because you are SO GOOD LOOKING. Or they can be backing away BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING TO FORWARD. Read the person first, don't assume.

4) DON'T wear too much perfume or cologne. I have some friends who are students, and I love them to death, but WAY TOO MUCH CALVIN KLEIN. Here is a tip for you guys: girls like the perfect ratio of a bit of aftershave, some body wash, some sweat and a bit of deoderant= the equalibrium of the man smell.

I used to date a really unattractive guy, but he smelt good.

5) DON'T stare them down. Sometimes when you lock eyes, you can feel the chemistry, but do not grill a hole into the back of a girls eyeballs because while you are thinking " oh man, shes looking back! shes looking back!" she is thinking " Jeeez, whats wrong with him?"

6)DON'T wear revealing clothing. Since you girls are only going to be here for weeks or a month, you don't want __________ to be the first thing to come to his mind...

7) DO compliment her on your first date, but don't do it too much and make it sound genuine. You dont want her to tell her firends "Ooohh those Brazilians are suuchhhhhh smooth talkers, he was just saying that....."

Pick something about her features that are unique to her and talk about that. I.e. wow you have pretty green eyes.

DO NOT COMPLIMENT HER UNLESS YOU KNOW SHE DOES NOT TH INK YOU ARE A CREEP.

CREEP+ COMPLIMENTS= REALLY CREEPY.

8) DONT compliment her when you first meet her. The first thought is " Jeeez, who else does he say this too? everyone?

Yellow Tickets

2010-01-19T09:26:00.000-08:00

If you are new to VEC or coming to VEC, or watch Network Record ( A Brazilian Television Network) you may have heard of " The Yellow Ticket"

" If you don't use it you lose it"=Yellow Ticket

If you are caught speaking a language other than English you receive a yellow ticket

1st Yellow Ticket= Meeting with the Director of Studies
2nd Yellow Ticket= Loss of one week from final certificate
3rd Yellow Ticket= 5 day suspension and loss of one week from final certificate
4th Yellow Ticket=Expulsion from school, complete loss of final certificate

You say:
" WOW Jane that is strict and mean, and I didnt pay $______ to come to this school just to get kicked out"

If you want to hang out with all Brazilians and only speak Portuguese, stay in Brazil
If you want to speak German with Germans only, Stay in Germany

If you want to learn English and speak English, and spend $______ to learn this language, come to Canada and speak English.

Its not personal
Its not because we hate you. We just want you to learn, ever heard the term, if you dont use it, you lose it?

I used to speak Chinese, but I had no Chinese friends to talk to, except my grandparents...

And now I can only speak English!
How Sad! I wish someone layed the smackdown on me back then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOOEar1woto

Too Much Stuff to Bring Home

2010-01-18T11:28:00.000-08:00

So you have been in Canada for 5 months, and took advantage of the great recession deals and holiday discounts. You brought so many gifts for your family and obviously lots of goods for yourself.

Then you realise.

Dang.

I have too much stuff
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much stuff

What do I do?

This is a very common problem for me when I travel, often times I bring an extra bag with me, because I shop alot.

Here are:

JANE'S SOLUTIONS FOR OVER PACKING.

(BUT REALLY THERE'S NO SOLUTION BECAUSE REALISTICALLY YOU JUSTBOUGHT TOO MUCH STUFF)

1. Get rid of some clothes. I know its painful, but if you don't really wear it, give it away to a thrift store. Obviously you only brought clothes here that you would wear, but there is always the off chance that you just brought something incase you need it. Donate it to a Salvation Army or the Wildlife Thriftstore. All locatied downtown Vancouver.

2. Do a clothing swap. Tell all your friends to bring their unwanted clothes to your apartment and trade, or just give all of your clothes away. This is only valid if you have good style....

3. Wear it all to the airport. Just pack on 4 pairs of underwear, 3 shirts etc. if you cant fit in your suitcase! MORE IMPORTANTLY: WEAR THE HEAVY THINGS. Where your heavy shoes and scarves.

4. PUT YOUR STUFF INSIDE YOUR STUFF. Put socks in shoes, jewelry in purses, underwear in shoes or turtlenecks

5.Buy a new suitcase, or preferably a backpackers back pack so you don't have to wheel two giant suitcase to the airport. There are massive discounts on luggage right now. Check out the ones on Robson Street, they are over 50% right now. Email me for details.

6. Mail the stuff back home if you have way way too much stuff. Unfortunately this can be expensive.

7.ROLL YOUR CLOTHING. You can increase your packing space by rolling instead of folding. Sure folding is tidy and rolling will make your wrinkly, but who cares! you're going home. Lay them flat, fold them in half and roll as tightly as possible.

8.Sell your stuff on www.craigslist.org. On this website, ANYONE will buy anything. Email me for more information on how to sell stuff on craigslist.

If I write in CAPITAL letters, which i do often. It means I'm yelling. What does that mean? It means its important.

Dear Incoming Brazilians, Rain Fall Warning

2010-01-15T13:54:00.000-08:00

I walk to work every day, from the West End to Yaletown. It is about a 15 minute walk, not long at all. But for SOME REASON people always splash me on the corner. Similar to this picture as shown above. It doesn't matter where I am, i could be as far away from the side walk as possible, it wouldn't matter I am always car splashed in the rain.

For those of you who are visiting next week or next month, VANCOUVER HAS A MASSIVE RAINFALL WARNING. Almost like a monsoon, except it is COLD. We are probably expecting about 30 ml of rain, possibly more.

Before you come make sure you have this following items.

Atleast 2 of these:

Not this:

When Please Can Be Rude

2010-01-15T11:02:00.000-08:00

Please
Thamshaga
Ole hyvä
Bevakasha
من فضلك
por favor

A very common mistake that ESL students use is the use of "Please"

It is very common that visitors ask me for something and say " Please, please, please "
and I say " Oh my god is everything okay?" and they say " no, I need to borrow a pencil"

When you use please in the beginning of a sentence it can sound rude or like begging or demand. It can make people feel uncomfortable

begging.

Demanding

Do you want to come off as these two descriptions? Then say Please at the END of a sentence.

When you say please at the end of a sentence it is polite:

"I need to borrow a pencil please"

" Please give me a pencil": Its a demand. Rude!
( no one says " Please I need to borrow a pencil", sounds very rude!)
Whats the big deal??
If you want to live on Canadian soil, you must be polite, its a law.

Compliments of Flickr

A word on Gingers

2010-01-14T12:31:00.000-08:00

Canadian Slang, Edition 2: "Gingers"

( This blog DOES NOT reflect the attitudes of VEC and is only a general discussion from our Social Network Developer Jane Leung)

Onward.
A student asked me " Janey, Que es 'Ginger'?"

After I gave him a yellow ticket I replied"Pedro, a Ginger is slang word for a red haired person"

Pedro asks" ¿Porque los llaman Gingers ?"
( why do you call them gingers?)

I say " Because its a funny word, but its kind of mean"

I sat down in my rocking chair with Pedro on my knee and opened up my blog. As the harps played, I read him:

JANES THEORY

ON THE ORIGINS OF 'GINGER'

(with the help of a million websites featuring gingers)

A foreward:

First of all, people can refer to themselves as Gingers, but its not very nice to refer to others people as Ginger. SO ESL kids, do not use the word ginger when talking to a ginger. But you can refer to them as that when they are not around. Ginger is less politically correct and a low class slang term, Red head is a cuter nicer term.

Now I bring you, the Rise and Fall of the Ginger and an indepth look at the origins

The History

Mythological characters from Homer's The Iliad, (themselves supposedly Greek) are described as being "red-haired" including Menelaus and Achilles.(http://www.wikipedia.org/)

1892. In Anne of Green Gables, a character says of Anne Shirley, the redheaded heroine, that "her temper matches her hair", while in The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield remarks that "People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie [his dead brother] never did, and he had very red hair." (www.wikipedia.org)

The Rise
In 1994 the world famous Spice Girls form in Britain.

The girls were named after their famous characteristics. Sporty Spice because she wore work out clothes, Scary Spice because...she had big hair?...Baby Spice because she dressed like a baby doll, Posh Spice because...I dont know, and Ginger Spice because she had red hair.

The term Ginger was popularized

I don't know what it is about the word ginger, but i find it really funny.
Unfortuantely it is can be derogatory ( impolite, almost racist sounding, a negative way to refer red heads)

November 2005- South Park makes the word " Ginger Kids" popular. This was VERY controversal and initiated some real life ginger discrimination.

In an episode of the culturally iconic show South Park, Cartman delivers a hate speech about Gingers. Long story short: Kyle, Stan and Kenny sneak into Cartman's room at night and use skin bleach to make his skin pale, dye his hair red and put Henna tattoos of freckles on his face. Cartman wakes up in the morning to discover that he now has the disease 'gingervitis' and has become a Gingerkid himself"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids

Initially peaceful, Cartman's movement quickly becomes violent and Nazi-esque in tone, arguing that Gingers are the "chosen race." He and his organization start holding protests, including beating up a brunette who played Annie for playing a Redhead but not actually being one. Eventually, Cartman and the Gingerkids decide to kill all the non-gingers.

2005
Day Walkers

This episode also create a new class of red haired people: The Day Walker

In the Southpark episode, Cartman claimed Gingers couldnt walk in the day light because they were so white and freckly. However some people just have red hair and a normal complexion. This is a Day Walker.

Urban dictionary says: Day walkers are "People with red hair, but do not have freckles or light skin pigment, also known as non-gingers. Coined by South Park in the 9th season"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=day+walkers

2000's
FAMOUS RED HEADS
ARE DIFFERENT FROM FAMOUS GINGERS

The Fall: Lohan

Red head is a cute way of saying red heads. a Ginger is a politically incorrect way (ruder) way of saying red haired people

Back when she was just a red head

Now she is a ginger

The Rise: Lily Cole

This is Lily Cole. I would call her a red head. I cant call her a ginger because shes too classy to be referred to as a mere ginger.

That is all the time I have for today. Be nice to your Gingers and don't call them Gingers.

PS. For the record, I used to have a ginger fetish, which in English, is an obsession with red headed people

A word about Gangster

2010-01-12T16:55:00.000-08:00

Sometimes ESL students can be really quiet not because they dont know how to speak english, but they are scared that they might say something wrong, or be grammatically incorrect. Or they might be scared this is not the right context to use this word. Thus I will slowly start to break up the meanings of some words and let you know when is an appropriate time to use them.

Today's odd word is: Gangster

A " gangster" can mean a series of things. Often it is associated with people who kill in a gang and rob one another. A gang fight can be over money, women, drugs, or family.

Since Canada is so safe, we seldom ( not often) have the opportunity to say gangster with its real meaning. In fact, it is practically a myth to some people. But just the world Gangster makes us feel like Gangsters.

"Wikipedia says: A Gangster is a criminal who is a member of a crime organization, such as a gang. The terms are most commonly used in reference to members of the criminal organizations associated with American prohibition and the American offshoot of the Italian Mafia, such as the Chicago Outfit, the Philadelphia Mafia, and the Five Families, and individuals such as Al Capone and Bugsy Siegel. "

I.e. "I was walking home from the ghetto and some gangsters starting shooting at me for my money"

This is not often used.

Don't get me wrong, there are gangsters in Vancouver, but they are not very visible. Thus we often use the word gangster to describe and exaggerate someone who is "daring", or " bad ass".

To be realistic, often everybody wants to be a gangster, but frankly, they are scared of gangsters. I wanted to put a photo of the Kripps or the Bloods, two popular American gangs, but frankly I don't want them to track me down at VEC and "pop a cap in me". To pop a cap in some one is to shoot them.

I.e.
Sam: " Did you see that? he just got that girls phone number and he doesn't even know her"
Miles: " What a gangster"
( How daring)

Sometimes, gangster is shortened to just " G"

"What a G".

In a crew of men, often they will refer to one another as gangsters as a complimentry greeting

"What up gangsta?"

This word is quite humorous when used to describe someone who is infact not gangster at all, to emphasize his non-gangster status.

Characteristics of a Real Gangster

1. Dresses in a code " I.e. Bloods wear all read, Crips wear all blue...some have weird tattoos.

2. Carries around guns

3. Does drive by shootings

Characteristics of an every day " Gangsta"

1. Skips class

2. Dates lots of girls

3. Wears baggy clothes

4. Drinks 40's

Somebody Get Al Gore!

2010-01-12T12:11:00.000-08:00

I'm going to blame global warming, because there is no snow on the local mountains right now

So, don't book skiing or snow boarding.. Also, read this:

SCARY ARTICLE ON SNOWBOARDING AND GW

Vancouver for once, is too hot to snow! So this week don't book trips!

Best First Dates

2010-01-11T10:24:00.000-08:00

photo curtosy of vancouver.com

Vancouver winters are the best for " dating season" where everyone likes to get all close in the corner of a bistro, or in a little wine bar with that special some one. .Then you say:

Jane, Where's the wine bar? Am I going to look like a cheapo if I take her there? is it too intimate? Am I going to scare her? Am I coming off too strong? Do I smell bad?

The environment in which you surround yourselves in will reflect where your relationship is: Cozy small bar= we are intimate. Loud bar with lots of drunk people= i just wanna hang out as friends.

This brings me to.............

Jane's picks for first dates

( Depending on the circumstance under which you are dating this girl)

All places are located in downtown Vancouver except Prado Cafe on Commercial Drive

1) Circumstance one: The Casual Date

We don't know each other that well, maybe go some where social? I don't want it to be awkward* (embarrassing, uncomfortable etc).

For those of you who don't know, " awkward" is the #1 word used in dating land. Or maybe that's just because I'm a very awkward person.

Onward.

If you are not that comfortable with someone yet, take them some where where there is a lot of people and it is a social atmosphere. For example take them for a pint at the bar, instead an intimate dinner. But don't go some where loud

Recommendation:

Doolins Irish pub

(GO on a Sunday ONLY)

Porque? Why?

- They have an acoustic guitar guy who plays in the corner and he covers many nostalgic songs that will evoke memories for you two in the future!

- They have cozy seats in dark corners. Casual, but intimate.

- Big beer tap

- Serves a vegetables as an appetizer, girls like veggies.

NO! DON'T GO TO:

Red Card Sports Bar
on Smithe ( Near school)

This is a really beautiful bar

BUT THERE ARE 100 TV SCREENS PLAYING SPORTS

If you take her to a SPORTS bar, she will think you are an inconsiderate dink who wants to watch TV and land a chick.

Don't Go:

The Speak Easy

Loud

Expensive

Bad Service

Bleh

Next.

2) Circumstance 2: The Cheap Date

I want to impress her and make her have a good time, but I am a Cheapo! ( Que es Cheapo? no dinero)

Recommendation:

Zakkushi

on Denman Street

photo curtosy of Restaurant blog

Denmen and Robson

http://www.zakkushi.com/

I have been on 50 first dates here. Literally. They didn't up so well, and I shouldn't be giving dating advice. BUT this place was impressive...and I snuck a peak at the bill...not pricey at all

Zakushi is a Japanese Tapas place

They sell sell skewers that are about $1.50 each

And lets say you order about 10 of these and they come in a variety of flavors etc. After $15 you will probably be full.

It is a very authentic beautiful Japanese tapas place that is also fun, with friendly service.

Yum.

Next!

3) Circumstance 3: Love is in the Air.

You're already obsessed with each other.

ob·sess

v. ob·sessed, ob·sess·ing, ob·sess·es

v.tr.

To preoccupy the mind of excessively.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/obsessed

You are already pretty intimate, now you have to go on a real date to let her know you're serious.

You 2 better like wine. but DO NOT GET HER DRUNK

Recommendation:

Bin 941
on Davie and Burrard

photo curtosy of NYtimes

http://www.bin941.com/

This place is tiny, its like a shoe box

What does that say to a girl? It says ' Baby, I wanna smell your hair"

Ok it doesnt say that, but it might as well

Wine menu: great

Atmosphere: great

Tiny tables so you have to sit really close: fantastic

Food: amazing ( Plates are around $15, not cheap, but do you like this girl? COME ON)

Circumstance 4: Subtle.

Just want to go for coffee?

Recommendation:

Prado Cafe

on Commercial Drive

Why?

Plain Jane joint, no logos, no labels, no pictures on the cup, no wall hangings. So post modern that its modern.

http://www.pradocafe.com/

Gigantic windows so you can people watch on commercial drive

That's all for now. Be good boys. Shave, Shower, Brush your teeth, Don't get drunk on your date, but enjoy a glass of wine. Is your date a tiny Korean girl? DONT ORDER A BOTTLE OF WINE. SHE WILL GET TOO DRUNK. Order a half litre.

ps.

January 28th at 4:00pm Meet Vanessa for Conversation Club on Dating. This class is full, but you can eavesdrop.

Doolins
654 Nelson Street, Vancouver, BC V6B 6K4‎ - (604) 605-4343‎

Zakkushi
823 Denman Street, Vancouver, BC V6G 2L7‎ - (604) 685-1136‎

Bin 941
941 Davie Street, Vancouver, BC‎ - (604) 683-1246‎

Prado
1938 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC‎ - (604) 255-5537‎

Awkward* lacking social grace and assurance b : causing embarrassment
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/awkward

Stay Tuned: 50 first Dates

2010-01-08T11:42:00.000-08:00

This weekend I'm doing some research and Monday Morning we're going to have " Top Ten First Date Places in Vancouver!"

4 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU LEAVE VANCOUVER ( and before you die)

2010-01-08T11:31:00.000-08:00

4. Bicycling the Seawall

You haven't seen Vancouver until you've seen the seawall. Even if its a cloudy day, you can still enjoy the solice of the seawall. Just wear mittens. What are mittens? You should know by now! tsk tsk!

3. Snowboarding in Whistler

Lets break down the cost

Greyhound ticket $35.00
Lift Pass $80.00 (from 7-11)
Rentals about $50 for snowboard and boots
Sucking up your fear of snow and enjoying the view: Priceless
It will cost you over $100 to go snowboarding, but it costs some people thousands of dollars just to get here, so really... you might as well go.

I have lived in Vancouver for 20 year and have always dreamed about leaving the city. But I couldn't begin dreaming until I conquered Whistler, one of the best ski resorts in the world.

On New Years eve i went snow boarding for the FIRST TIME and i LIVE IN VANCOUVER. By conquer, I mean Whistler kicked my butt. I fell a lot and almost cried. I had some lessons but i was DISTRACTED and couldn't concentrate because of my gorgeous snowboard instructor. So be careful there are a lot of attractive Australians there. Beware, they talk strange and they are slick!

Snowboarding for the first time is scary and painful, but COMPLETELY worth the view. It's literally like you're in heaven......or purgatory ( in between heaven and hell but not earth). العذابpurgatório, 연옥, Fegefeuer.

2. Tour Olympic Venues

This only happens once in life time here in Vancouver so you better make the most of it!

OLYMPIC VENUES TOUR

1. Watch a Canucks Game

Ok, I don't like hockey
In fact, i think its boring. I'm a girl and I like doll houses and puppy dogs. I do not watch sports
But as a visitor you MUST go to a Canucks game, its like going to a Soccer game in Brazil ( except not as cool)

And if you don't like hockey, you must go for the experience....

And if you're me, you only go for players who look like this:

( Taylor Pyatt is not on the team anymore...but you get what I mean)

Kevin

Yeah......Wait I lost concentration....boys...what is this blog about? Where am I? Dubai? What is going on, am I at work right no?

Right Hockey. Sign me up.

Canadian Winter Vocabulary

2010-01-07T10:10:00.000-08:00

I was talking to an Australian man the other day. Some confusion led me to this post. This is how the conversation went:

J.L: " Brr...its cold eh? Good thing you've got a parka, do you want to borrow my tuque? I'm wearing a snood so I don't need one. Can I put my mitten in your pocket? "

M.D:"Those aren't even real words.They don't exist."

Can you believe that? A slang slinging Aussie telling me our words aren't real. For those of you who don't know, Australian is ALL SLANG.

Then I thought, if English speaking non Canadians don't know this, there's probably no way ESL students are going to know this. Its so cold in Vancouver, the most common conversation is about the weather and keeping warm.

Here is a Canadian vocabulary sheet

Tuque or beanie

"A tuque is a knitted cap, originally of wool though now often of synthetic fibers, that is designed to provide warmth in winter. Most tuques are tapered, they sometimes have ear-flaps, and may be topped with a pom-pon, this style of tuque is sometimes referred to as a sherpa.^{[citation needed]} Tuques may have a folded brim, or none, and may be worn tightly fitting the head or loose on top although the latter is considered more standard. The term originated in Canada."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuque

Parka

photo curtosy of nytimes.com

ok...then what is a jacket? They are SLIM. PARKAS ARE FAT.

A Parka can be referred to as a jacket, but any jacket cant be referred to as a parka

They are not interchangable!

Jacket: jaqueta

Mittens

Ok, fair enough mittens doesnt exist on wikipedia

They are gloves without fingers attached. Common with children and really cute grown ups.
"Gloves which cover the entire hand but do not have separate finger openings or sheaths are called mittens."

Gloves:

The Snood:

(My personal favorite, and I plan on owning one hundred of these):

It is a scarf that is in the shape of a circle. It is meant to be loosely wrapped around the head and neck.

This is a great article on snoods from splendid city

A Canadian will be really impressed with your vocabulary. They may even offer to keep you warm!

Having a Horrible Day? Fish Therapy

2010-01-06T12:42:00.000-08:00

herapeutischen, terapêutico, 치료

العلاجية

I was having the January blues the other day. The winter break is over, and VEC is really hectic after the holidays. I was moping around all day, and then it was time go to for my afternoon activity with the Brazilians.

I was so stressed, I got to the aquarium, but then we just sat and looked at this...

and this...

and then I looked at my students...

Before I knew it i fell asleep on a bench.

Just Kidding!

I realized the Vancouver Aquarium is a great place to go if you're a tourist, and its a great place to go if you're a local. Why would locals want to go? It's a pretty therapeutic experience.( therapeutischen, , terapêutico, 치료العلاجية,).

I highly recommend this activity for those of you who are feeling down and stressed from school or missing home. Listen to your Ipod and sit infront of these windows, you'll feel a whole lot different.

Optional Activity for the aquarium: January 8th at 1:00pm.

Recommended fish therapy

Look for:

1) Beluga Window

2) Jellyfish Windows

Wouldnt recommend:

1) the Amazon room....hot and humid...might remind you of Brazil and then you'll miss home

New to the school?
No worries, we go every month! :)

So how do you learn English when everyone you know in Canada speaks your language?

2010-01-04T16:43:00.000-08:00

Vancouver welcomes 134 Brazilians
Today was intake and we received 134 Brazilian teenagers. I'd like to welcome them all the VEC. And also, I would like to thank them for bringing this to Canada:

And Thank you for this:

Unfortunately, what do you do when you're trying to learn English but everyone speaks Portuguese?
Anna from home stay says " I always tell people when you live in Vancouver you don't have to travel, everyone comes here."

So how do you learn English when everyone you know in Canada speaks your language?

1) Go on Club ESL Tours. ALONE or with a friend

In this way you can meet students from different countries and from different English Schools

2) Go to backpacker bars

It is hard to be ESL and meet locals because you're not sure if your English is okay, don't worry. Are you self conscious? Go some where where everyone else is learning English so its A-okay

Try...
Doolins ( on Granville and Nelson Street)
The Cambie ( on Cambie Street)

Don't know how to get there? Ask me! If you're lucky, I'll take you there myself

3) Conversation Clubs

January 12th Meet at Activities Desk 4:00pm

Learn with students who are in the same boat as you. What do ya know, we have an activity for that!

Oops...

2009-12-28T09:32:00.000-08:00

For those of you who read this blog...so both of you...I forgot to tell you. I am away for the holidays and wont be writing until January 4th. But don't worry there will be an overload of stories for yours truly

Happy Holidays

ps. don't look at maps!

Christmas Dinner Etiquette ( manners)

2009-12-24T16:43:00.000-08:00

So it is 4:34pm on Christmas eve, and I am in the office. blogging.

Tomorrow, if you are lucky, you have been adopted by a host family or are staying with a friends family for Christmas. Is this weird? no not at all. Lots of people have friends over for dinner. Most people in Vancouver are not from here.

Now you have been invited to a friends family's house. You are not sure what the customs here are.

You may ask yourself the following questions before leaving

1) Should I shave? yes
2) Should I bring something, like a dessert? if you want to
3) Is it okay to wear jeans? yes
4) Do I have to wear those ugly sweaters with the Christmas Tree on it? no...unless this is a cruel family
5) Do I need a present for everyone? or just the host? no...but a little something is nice for a host
6) Should I shower? yes

How to be a good guest 101

1) Don't come empty handed...bring ANYTHING, even a stuffed animal
It doesn't have to be expensive or amazing. Just thoughtful.
Some ideas
- a bottle of wine or juice/beverage
- food ( usually desert, so it doesnt intrude too much with the meal- store bought is A-OK)
- a table decoration peice
- a good attitude
- a gift for the host is okay, but NOT MANDATORY OR NECESSARY but its a nice touch.

2) Do offer to help
In most house holds, the host should just relax, but it is common courtesy to offer a hand.
Offer to...
- help set the table
- make the salad
- stir something
- pour the drinks
- offer to clean plates and dishes after the meal. That's a big one!
- Offer to wash dishes and wipe down the table

3) Do have a drink

It could make things less awkward

4) DONT drink TOO much
It could make things ALOT AWKWARD

5) Do compliment the chef on the dinner

Lovesick via distance 101

2009-12-23T10:56:00.000-08:00

So yesterday we discussed getting over homesickness. It's a lot easier than you think-rather, its a lot easier when you're not thinking about it. But how do you get over being love sick? When your love is away in Brazil....Dortmund...China...? It is not easy. Read carefully my disciples.

Lovesickness* is a non medical term to describe people who go mentally nuts ( *crazy) because they are so in love.

But in this context, we are going to define it as a non medical condition where your partner lives halfway across the world, and you really really really miss that boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband to the point where-ow! it hurts.* As defined in the New Oxford dictionary of Jane, 1987 edition. Oxford University Press.

Lovesickness is a lot harder to fix than homesickness. in fact it is SO hard, that I really don't know how to fix it, but I can tell you how to not make it worse, with ...

JANE'S DO'S AND DON'TS OF LONG DISTANCE LOVESICKNESS

1) Don't look at maps.AVOID ALL MAPS

ALL OF THEM. Globes, Atlas etc. Don't even look in your agenda

With new information communication technology ( Facebook, twitter, texting, emailing, skyping, phoning) people never feel that far away. Technology has shortened our perception ( view) of time and space.

THEN WHY THE H*** WOULD YOU LOOK AT A MAP IT SHOWS RELATIVELY HOW FAR HE/SHE IS FROM YOU! IDIOTIC.*( idiotic, stupid, silly, stems from the word idiot, idiota, bad word dont use it)

2) DONT WATCH MOVIES WITH ANY SEXUAL/ROMANTIC TENSION

Not even this movie:

Ok, I was getting over heart break ( different situation) and my girlfriend said " cheer up, lets watch Hairspray! John Travolta is dressed like a woman, and its a musical!"

I thought, okay a highschool based musical? great!

Even cross dressing John Travolta and Christopher Walkin falling back in love made me upset.
For those of you who dont know what I'm talking about, its 2 men. one dressed as a fat woman.

ahem. Enough said.

3) DO WATCH ACTION MOVIES

Lets take some advice from Twilight

Remember in Twilight when Bella is so heart broken by Edward, she gets all quiet and weird and antisocial? ( this is also Lovesick). Someone asks her out on a date, but she is so heart broken and missing edward, she doesnt want to see a romantic movie, instead...

Guy: "Yeah, well we could always watch 'Love spelled backwards is love' i mean, stupid title but its a romantic comedy so.."

Bella: "What about 'Face Punch'?"

Guy: "Isnt that like an action film?"

Bella: "Yeah. Guns, adrenaline, thats my thing."

DO that.

3) DONT go to restaurants with small tables, because those small tables are meant for: guess what, COUPLES. TINY TABLES=HAND HOLDING

Seeing other couples will make you want to vomit, cry, be sad, technicolor yawn
Here's some places I had in mind NOT to go to a) Salt Tasting room in Gastown b) Bin 941 on Davie Street c) Glowbal - atleast don't sit in that tiny table area across the bar d) Blenz on Denman e)

4) DON'T GET DRUNK...

you will cry and do stupid things

5) IF YOU DO GET DRUNK, DO IT WITH YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS.

6) Do spend sober times with your friends and distract yourself with activities, see part 2 of the homesick log.

7) DON'T be afraid to be clingy* (too much attention) to your lover. It's okay to send multiple Facebook, emails, SMS. You can't be annoying because hey you are not in their face! Normally, MOST human beings on the planet no matter where you are from, CAN BE IRRITATED WITH CLINGY people. Myself included, especially if i don't particularly loooooooooove my boyfriend. But if you are in a long distance romance, clingy is A-ok.

Why?
Porque?
Warum?
ا?لماذا

It eliminates (most) doubt that you are forgetting them. This is useful for the girlfriend or boyfriend who tends wander off and forget they are even in a relationship ( stay tuned for dumping overseas 101). It shows that you care! it shows that no matter how far you are and how long, you will always be waiting at home- ready to reject the hoards of men/women who are trying to seduce you.

What is/Como es/ما هو "Clingy"?

A boyfriend/girlfriend or possibly someone who likes you who becomes let's say, obssesed. Signs that your boyfriend/girlfriend is clingy: doesn't stop calling, constantly tells you how much they love/like you, writes you songs, buys you flowers/chocolate so much it gets annoying, and wants to spend time..all the time.

For serious cases they may begin talking about moving in, or marrige after only a month!

Example:

Sally:When I first started dating Bob it was ok..but now..he's always around me, my answering machine is never empty, and he's best friends with my mom!

Sally's friend: Damn that's clingy

Urbandictionary.com

Good Luck, and feel better!

Homesick 101: 2 big steps

2009-12-22T13:18:00.000-08:00

You arrive at YVR airport alone. You follow a stranger into a Limo and they take you to a house full of funny looking people. You arrive at school, you dont have your letter or acceptance OR your medical insurance.

Then you don't understand what the crazy Chinese orientation leader ( me) is saying. You feel like no one is nice and you cant say anything because you don't understand...

Then the feeling comes up out of your stomach and you realise, you're home sick! :'(

There are 2 major things you have to do to get over being homesick
WARNING: This SHOULD NOT be applied to the Lovesick. If your boyfriend or girlfriend is back home, do not do these things or they will just make you more sad. Just talk on skype and try not to think about them while you're here.

Step 1: Attack the senses. Touch, Taste, Sound, Sight, Smell things that remind you of home.

Surround yourself with things that remind you of home

a) Touch- Childhood
If you have not left home yet, pack your childhood stuffed animal, no matter how old you are, this will bring back many nostalgic memories that will remind you of your years at home

( BTW, This creature looks super depressing)

b) Taste- Food from home

Fortunately for you, you are in Vancouver. Vancouver, the home of Turkish food, Ethiopian food, HUNDREDS OF KOREAN, JAPANESE, CHINESE restaurants, Greek food, Thai food, Indian food.

If you are Chinese or Japanese T & T grocery store is your haven and your heaven. Imported groceries from home. 179 Keefer Place, Vancouver, BC V6B 6L4‎ - (604) 899-8836‎

If you are Korean, H Mart has ALL KOREAN GROCERIES. Kimchi isles for miles!
590 Robson St. in Vancouver (map, phone 604-609-4567)

c) Sound- Ipod

Most of you are already doing this. Load up your Ipod with music from home!
Also, talk to someone in your own language ( BUT NOT IN SCHOOL). Talk to your marketer, I.e. if you are Brazilian, Renata is a great shoulder to cry on

d) Smell
Smell is the biggest trigger of memory. Bring as many smells from home as possible. Perfumes, colognes, incense, even body wash that remind you of home.

e)Sight- photographs

The most important one. PICTURES! decorate your homestay room or new apartment with pictures. take pictures from your memory card and print them at your local London Drugs or Futureshop. Decorate your walls and tables with pictures from home.

Step 2: GET OVER IT

a) Meet new people

Make friends at school, go on the optional activities at VEC and meet other students

b) Lots and Lots of plans. Get out there, make new memories and stop clinging on to old ones!

i) Go snowboarding, DO SOMETHING YOU CANT DO AT HOME. YOU ARE IN THE SNOWBOARD CAPITAL OF THE UNIVERSE!
ii) Go out for drinks after class

iii)Go clubbing,

iv) Go to local concerts!

Get your mind off home, and before you know it, you'll never want to leave! Make lots and lots of plans. GO ON JANE AND VANESSAS OPTIONAL ACTIVITIES AFTER SCHOOL

v) Find new love!! It could be a winter fling/romance or just a new best friend!

Step 3: Dread going home and miss Vancouver, and be Vancouver sick

Vancouver is so cold, we wear miniskirts in the rain.

2009-12-21T11:21:00.000-08:00

I was walking down Granville Street on Saturday night. I was clad (dressed in) blue jeans, rainboots, and a parka (puffy jacket). It was about 10:40pm and line ups ( cue) went all the way down the block. The rain poured down, but it wasnt that cold or windy. A bachelorette party stumbled down the street, the bridesmaids wore NO JACKETS, miniskirts, and no umbrellas. This led me to the conclusion:

Vancouver is so cold that we wear miniskirts in the rain. ( When we go clubbing at least)

Then you say " Jane, what are you talking about "

When it is frosty out, you can feel the chill in your eyebrows, it feels like there are 1000 needles poking you in the face, its too cold to rain, its so cold that the rain freezes, and we have snow, frost and hail. When it rains, it means the temperature is not low enough to freeze.

" What? temperature isn't LOW enough? VANCOUVER IS USUALLY SO COLD, LETS CELEBRATE WITH MINISKIRTS!"

Let me put it this way:

Freezing=too cold for skirts

Snow/Frost= Freezing

Snow/Frost Rain

Rain Freezing

         Raining=Not Freezing

                   Not Freezing=Warm enough to
                                        show some leg!

I hope that makes sense because I got a D in Philosophy101 Critical Thinking.

Photos courtesy of Flickr: chomagraphy and phil50127
*ps This post is for my Roo!

Food Drive: The Battle Ends

2009-12-18T11:35:00.000-08:00

A couple of weeks ago, we concluded that the question : Homeless man: Will you spend my money on food or liquor? could only be answered with more ambiguity. In fact we really are not sure where our dollar goes to when we give money out on the street. NOT that we shouldn't give them money ( its still okay).

Its sad that drugs and alcohol have given homeless people a bad reputation because most of them really are on the streets for things unrelated to substance abuse. But just to be safe, we have food banks.

SO, like any good education system, we had a food drive.

Kath's class collected 97 food items and donated $120 in cash which is worth $360 of food ! It is the largest cash donation that we have ever received from one class.

And a now a message from Tina, our Director of Study: ( because I DO NOT know how to write a nice message properly, and I was just going to copy her letter anyway)

"Hi everyone

Thanks for all your donations to the food bank ! We collected over 800 food items and almost $200 in cash. Kath B's class collected the most number of food items and cash donations and will receive a pizza party for their class at lunchtime today. The items will be picked up today at lunchtime, but it is not too late to donate if you would still like to. Cash donations can still be given to the DOS office anytime over the next few weeks and every dollar that is donated can buy 3x the amount of food. Therefore if you donate just $5 it can buy $15 worth of food. The food bank has received a lot fewer donations this year than last so every dollar can help

Thanks again to everyone for your participation and all the best to you and your families for the holiday season !

Cheers, Tina :)"

Thanks all

Whistler Prep: Australians 101

2009-12-17T12:55:00.000-08:00

Attention Ski Snowboard Program/Club ESL Ski Participants

As an international student, there's nothing more confusing than walking into freezing cold Whistler village covered in snow and being surrounded by thousands of Australians, tanned people who come from the sun and surf.

More than 200 000 Australians visit Canada each year, and the Canadian government hands out over 4000 work holiday visas a year. They all go up to whistler so they can work and snowboard, living the perfect fantasy life.2500 out of 4000 work visas from Australia take place in Whistler. Whistler is only 10 000 people, so imagine how many Aussies you'll run into!

They look Canadian, smell Canadian, feel Canadian, but they sure the heck do not sound Canadian.

As an ESL student, do not, i repeat DO NOT mimic the Australian accent, you will fail pronunciation class with Ralph.

Australians can be confusing " Good die" . WHAT. Why?, I thought we were friends??!!!
....oh."Good day".....

Lets look at the Chart of Differences and similarities!

For those of you hanging out with Austrlians, I recommend you look at this:AUSTRALIAN SLANG DICTIONARY

My all time favorite is:

TECHNICOLOR YAWN-vomitting .
Oh you Roo's ( Kangaroos) are sooo funny

You will notice that Australians are not just funny sounding Canadians ( though they are)
They add an "y" or "ie" to the end of almost everything

Chokkie: chocolate
Chewie: gum
Aussie: Australian
Footie: Football
Coldie: Beer

Awards of Excellence

2009-12-17T10:51:00.001-08:00

Sometimes I forget this Blog is also about the students whom I write for. Somewhere between talking about boots and homesickness, we need to commend the outstanding students of this glorious education system.
Award of Excellence, how do you get it? how do you get yourself on the plaque? Is it as hard as getting this?
Pretty much.

Awards of Excellence:
Irina Veretennikova

Recipient of Student Award of Excellence December 2009

“Irina impressed me with her desire to learn. In class, she is always 100% present and concentrated on the topic of the moment. She is never satisfied with easy answers. She always questions and searches until she has found the total answer, the full explanation of all the possibilities.
At the same time, she always seem to enjoy working on a team with other students even though she may be far ahead of them. She understands that autonomy and independence help student excel in all they can undertake. She understands that a modern teacher’s job is to show students how to learn, not just to pass on information that is available. She knows how to learn, she is a pleasure to teach"

- Her Teacher

Awards of Excellence:
Maura Rosa Ramos

Recipient of Student Award of Excellence December 2009

“ Maura is an oft-published journalist from Brazil with friends and coleagues around the world. To judge by the smiles on the faces of her children’s pictures, she is also an accomplished parent.
Like many from Brazil, she is a big fan of the ocean paradise. She practices Scuba diving and jumping the 7 waves at New Years. Maura is a perpetual tourist and has learned about and seen more of Vancouver than many natives!
As a student she is always at VEC early to read through Vancouvers two major newspapers before class. Maura has earned admiration and respect from the staff and students at VEC, we feel she enriches every group she is a part of. We salute you, and thank you.”

- Her Teacher

My Apologies: Club ESL VS VEC

2009-12-16T17:01:00.000-08:00

Today a student asked me " how can i book a trip to the Rockies?"

I looked at him and said " Over there" pointing to Club ESL desk

Multiply this by 200 and I may sound kind of cranky ( bored, frusterated)

I used to say:

" Hi sorry, we're activities, we do x and y, and that desk does q and z" blah blah blah

So I apologize for saying " Over there" instead of explaining more clearly.

People get confused

WE SHARE A DESK, WE TALK ALL THE TIME, WE EVEN SHARE A FRUGGIN BULLETIN BOARD, WE BOTH DO FUN FUN ACTIVITIES. WHY DON'T WE SHARE ACTIVITIES!?!? IM SO CONFUSED GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE AHHHHHH!

I HATE CANADA AND ITS MIND GAMES!!!

We just don't.
Club ESL is a different company than VEC, they just come in here once and a while to offer you guys trips. They are our friends, but not our co workers.

Hope that clarifies things for you :)